May 16, 2022
Started
Patreon
Beta Tester
Public Bio
(Trans Rights are Human Rights!) (Nonbinary, They/She) (Purple, Raven, Zelda, and Fox are my besties for life)
I love all my friends but I hate when their eyes are on me
I miss being friends with you, but what can I do?
What can I do but leave you alone?
Here's to you and me
And the crumbling infrastructure no one else can see
The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
Could you spare a sec to talk to me?
I love all my friends but I hate when their eyes are on me
I miss being friends with you, but what can I do?
What can I do but leave you alone?
Here's to you and me
And the crumbling infrastructure no one else can see
The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
Could you spare a sec to talk to me?
Journey
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View My Journey (6 milestones)16 MAY 2022Joined Farm RPG12 JUL 2022Unlocked the Tower17 AUG 2022Reached Tower Level 10014 FEB 2024Reached Tower Level 20022 AUG 2025Reached Tower Level 30020 APR 2069GOAL nice
Profile Sections
Skill Progress
Farming
Level 99
Fishing
Level 99
Crafting
Level 99
Exploring
Level 99
Cooking
Level 99
Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges
Chore Titan
2025-12-16
Certified Farmer
2025-08-12
World Champion
2025-05-28
B.F.F.
2024-07-29
High Roller
2024-03-25
Big Backpack
2023-07-12
Into the Darkness
2023-07-06
Expert Artisan
2023-02-20
Personal Assistant
2023-01-21
Community Saint
2022-12-12
Responsible Wheel Spinner
2022-11-27
Mega Farm
2022-10-08
I am the Great Explorer
2022-09-07
Raptor Trainer
2022-09-06
Grand Master
2022-08-26
Fishing Addict III
2022-06-16
Trophies
Farmiversary Trophy 01
Farmiversary Trophy 02
Farmiversary Trophy 03
Farmiversary Trophy 04
Fuzzy Trophy
Snowball Cup
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 95
Level 95
Holger
Level 96
Level 96
Beatrix
Level 87
Level 87
Thomas
Level 89
Level 89
Cecil
Level 91
Level 91
George
Level 92
Level 92
Jill
Level 99
Level 99
Vincent
Level 99
Level 99
Lorn
Level 99
Level 99
Buddy
Level 99
Level 99
Borgen
Level 88
Level 88
Ric Ryph
Level 99
Level 99
Mummy
Level 94
Level 94
Star
Level 97
Level 97
Charles
Level 93
Level 93
ROOMBA
Level 99
Level 99
CptThomas
Level 75
Level 75
frank
Level 76
Level 76
Mariya
Level 88
Level 88
Baba Gec
Level 90
Level 90
Geist
Level 99
Level 99
Gary
Level 99
Level 99
Cid
Level 82
Level 82
Goostav
Level 99
Level 99
Game Stats
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Net Worth18,777,535,186,923
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Crops Planted4,188,721
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Fish Caught177,343
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Best Streak19,530
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Items Crafted136,706,968
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Explore Count2,107,377,444
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Meals Cooked73,407
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Meals Stirred99,414
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Meals Tasted86,539
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Meals Seasoned72,416
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Requests Complete2,376
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Personal Requests5,683
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Items Mastered462
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Items Grand Mastered374
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Items Mega Mastered222
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Items Donated74,414,573
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Wheel Spins32,860
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Hut Chests Opened241
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Vault Codes Cracked465
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Well Tosses29,097
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Buddyjack Wins1,874
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Lost & Found Games Won22
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Friended By841
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Referred ByPurple Crayon
Haunted Horticulture
Farm
Farm Pond
Worm Hab
Workshop
Chicken Coop
Orchard
Trout/Bait Farm
Cow Pasture
Forest
Vineyard
Cellar
Sawmill
Ironworks
Steelworks
Hay Field
Storehouse
Farmhouse
Craftworks
Quarry
Flour Mill
Feed Mill
Sugar Cane Mill
Pig Pen
Raptor Pen
Kitchen
Grape Juice Vat
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each
*All-time found count shown by each
Goldfish Prize (1)
Buddy Box (1)
Blue Diamond Fish (1)
Alien Fuzzy Chick (2)
Astro Fuzzy Chick (1)
Chapiku (1)
Slime Bucket (1)
Lavos Shard (2,718)
U'ral Talisman (597)
Gold Buddy Sweater (2)
Pearl Berry Jam (1)
Sponge (1)
Dream Nail (1)
Hensods's Bonsai (11)
Mizzem's Daisies (21)
Apple Slice (21)
Blue Tang (2)
Ancient Stone Cicada (5)
Fuzzy Bunny (2)
Raptor Chicken Egg (29)
Cockatrice Egg (2)
Gary's Diary Page 86 (1)
Gary's Diary Page 12 (2)
Fungus Processing and You (1)
Gary's Diary Page 77 (2)
Gary's Diary Page 36 (1)
Gold Wreath (1)
Gold Mittens (1)
Gold Rudolph (2)
Quicksilver's Ring (18)
Support's Ticket (16)
Egg of Zeal (1)
Pig Collar (1)
Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)
Corn Ball (8)
Cursed Effigy (1)
Perfect Paint Palette (15)
Boobun's Spray Bottle (33)
Five Point Mace (20)
Heart-shaped Gem (33)
Firestream's Magic Wire (34)
Tenfoo's Lost Sock (33)
Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (29)
Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (28)
Refined Corn Quartz (14)
Snowball Cup (1)
Mini Time Egg (65)
Hessian's Axe (1)
Skull-in-the-box (1)
VIP Platinum Card (1)
Notary Stamp (1)
Music Box (1)
Gold Apple (1)
Keeper Trapper (1)
World Globe (2)
Prism Shell (5)
Beach Ball (1)
Ramjoram's Mask (19)
Rune Dice (1)
Pair of Gold Boots (57)
Sturdy Saw (1)
VIP Card (1)
Time Egg (68)
Buddy Cushion (1)
Water Orb (1)
Frost Snapper Shell (71,110)
Heart Container (130)
Runecorn (1)
Gold Potato (78)
Meerif Crest (1)
Langstaff Crest (2,506)
Schoolbook (8)
Y73841 Detector (2)
Pirate Hook (32,240)
Gold Egg (2)
Gold Shamrock (10)
Pink Ribbon (3)
Mapping Compass (1)
Opposition Hourglass (2)
Tower Key (1)
Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)
Gold Boot (68)
Holiday Candles (252)
Milk and Cookies (847)
Cid's Stone Ale (2)
Raptor Egg (6,021)
Trident of Poseidon (1)
Hockey Mask (1,832)
Flame Orb (1)
Seeing Stone (3)
Mystical Staff (3)
Tribal Staff (3,187)
Raptor Claw (20,533)
Compass (17,123)
Tribal Mask (1)
Buddystone (3,059)
Winged Amulet (15,598)
Lima Bean (2,186)
Diving Helmet (14,380)
Skull Coin (111,605)
Dragon Skull (3,238)
Piece of Heart (373)
Amber (38,240)
Strange Ring (13,868)
Lava Sphere (188,362)
Model Ship (4,008)
Magic Conch Shell (28,261)
Diamond (87,119)
Inferno Sphere (201,241)
Runestones Found
Runestone 01 (112,317)
Runestone 02 (192,888)
Runestone 03 (698,088)
Runestone 04 (180,476)
Runestone 05 (186,761)
Runestone 06 (131,723)
Runestone 07 (97,301)
Runestone 08 (109,629)
Runestone 09 (132,158)
Runestone 10 (96,677)
Runestone 11 (110,749)
Runestone 12 (205,695)
Runestone 13 (121,480)
Runestone 14 (125,484)
Runestone 15 (101,540)
Runestone 16 (94,593)
Runestone 17 (146,806)
Runestone 18 (161,756)
Runestone 19 (104,611)
Runestone 20 (91,319)
Runestone 23 (1)
Runestone Necklace (13)
Runestone 27 (91)
Tower Artifacts Found
Diary of O'Dynn
Bahltruvian Scales
Odthorin's Charm
Stones of Gallodor
Runecube
Growth Medallion I
Trigon Knot
Friendship Bracelet
Headdress of Luna
Strange Gem
Growth Medallion II
Ashes of Pentagorn
Dragon Heart
Magic Mirror
Maduin's Cup
Serpent of Trym
Spring Bangle
Inferno Ring
Lava Ring
Unusual Gem
Scythe of Dewstar
Mechanical Heart
Belts Found (20)
Owl Guard Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #3
Ancient Treasure Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #7
Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #12
Raptor Wrangler Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #37
Steel Soap Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #38
Bessi Gan Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #56
Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89
Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112
Circuit Breaker Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #113
Borgen's Dancing Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #123
Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150
Broken Memory Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #189
Belt of Menace (2)
Borgen Belt #211
Two Hearts Belt (9)
Borgen Belt #214
Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271
Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487
Lucky Spiral Belt (9)
Borgen Belt #777
Consumption Belt (7)
Borgen Belt #1260
Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776
Apple Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #4016
Buddy Dolls Found
Egg Buddy Doll (1)
Toga Buddy Doll (2)
Slime Buddy Doll (2)
Bear Buddy Doll (1)
Wampa Buddy Doll (2)
Gingerbread Buddy Doll (1)
Apple Ant Buddy Doll (1)
Apple Buddy Doll (1)
Smart Buddy Doll (1)
School Buddy Doll (1)
Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (1)
Vacation Buddy Doll (1)
Dino Buddy Doll (1)
Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (1)
Bunny Buddy Doll (2)
Corn Buddy Doll (2)
Tanooki Buddy Doll (3)
Cupid Buddy Doll (2)
Snowman Buddy Doll (1)
Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)
Santa Buddy Doll (2)
Krampus Buddy Doll (4)
Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)
Adventure Buddy Doll (9)
Jester Buddy Doll (10)
Ghost Buddy Doll (2)
Vampire Buddy Doll (2)
Zombie Buddy Doll (2)
Buddy Doll (270)
Certificates Earned
Certificate of Sugar Cane Giving
Certificate of Rice Giving
Certificate of Beet Giving
Certificate of Sunflower Giving
Certificate of Cotton Giving
Certificate of Broccoli Giving
Certificate of Wheat Giving
Certificate of Pumpkin Giving
Certificate of Pine Giving
Certificate of Cabbage Giving
Certificate of Corn Giving
Certificate of Watermelon Giving
Certificate of Leek Giving
Certificate of Tomato Giving
Certificate of Potato Giving
Certificate of Hops Giving
Certificate of Onion Giving
Certificate of Radish Giving
Certificate of Eggplant Giving
Certificate of Cucumber Giving
Certificate of Pea Giving
Certificate of Carrot Giving
Certificate of Pepper Giving
FEATURED
me
Level 35
Cow 2147483647
Level 34
The All-Mother
Level 39
Artorias the Abysswalker
Level 40
RFC Retired
240 Power
Manus Father of the Abyss
Level 40
RFC Retired
120 Power
Test Raptor Pls Dont Use
Level 40
RFC Retired
449 Power
Honkifex Mizzlebip
Level 40
RFC Retired
108 Power
Professor Chucklefrick
Level 40
RFC Retired
111 Power
Purple Crayon
Level 40
11,111 Power
Joey Claire Extraordinare
Level 39
RFC Retired
1,558 Power
Fizzabelle
Level 38
RFC Retired
487 Power
John Ring
Level 38
RFC Retired
364 Power
Princess Zelda
Level 38
2,999 Power
Warnicorn
Level 38
1,011 Power
Comedy Bang Bang
Level 38
RFC Retired
106 Power
Larry Quickness
Level 35
RFC Retired
943 Power
Raven Softfeather
Level 35
999 Power
Help I am trapped in a ra
Level 34
RFC Retired
202 Power
Little Fox
Level 33
11,285 Power
Princess Fizzy
Level 32
OVERALL #1,502
LEAGUE #728
7,137 Power
PETS
KittenToast
Level 8
Ezral
Level 8
m2k
Level 8
Fairchild
Level 8
Chloe
Level 8
Foxx
Level 8
.
Level 8
Risu
Level 8
Makai
Level 8
caption oblivious
Level 8
Little Fox
Level 9
ChloeNebula
Level 8
Black Widow
Level 8
RabbitBrack
Level 9
Raven Softfeather
Level 8
Mr.Deb
Level 8
Warnicorn
Level 8
Blambeard
Level 8
Princess Zelda
Level 8
Purple Crayon
Level 9
TheeOGBandit
Level 8
Princess Mushrooms
Level 8
Karien
Level 8
Fizzy Spellfire
Level 9
Eldritch Goddess
Level 8
Aerith
Level 9
Difficult Pete
Level 8
Shadow
Level 9
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club
Princess Fizzy
Level 32
OVERALL #1,502
LEAGUE #728
7,137 Power