Fifty Shades of Hay
Master Farmer

Dec 11, 2023
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3h 6m 20s Ago
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Public Bio
Life enthusiast with a PhD in silliness and a master's degree in laughter. Exploring the hilarious side of existence, one chuckle at a time. When not cracking jokes, you'll find me perfecting my air guitar skills or attempting to break the world record for most consecutive snorts while laughing. Stay tuned for a delightful blend of puns, wit, and awkward dance moves. Caution Excessive laughter may occur in my presence. Proceed with caution or join the fun!
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Tower Level
256
256 of 300 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 80

Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges

World Champion
2025-05-28

Personal Assistant
2025-02-11

Into the Darkness
2025-01-09

High Roller
2024-11-12

Expert Artisan
2024-09-07

B.F.F.
2024-06-20

Big Backpack
2024-06-05

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2024-04-19

Raptor Trainer
2024-03-29

I am the Great Explorer
2024-03-24

Grand Master
2024-03-22

Mega Farm
2024-03-02

Community Saint
2024-03-02

Fishing Addict III
2024-01-22
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 84
Holger
Level 75
Beatrix
Level 81
Thomas
Level 75
Cecil
Level 83
George
Level 99
Jill
Level 99
Vincent
Level 76
Lorn
Level 97
Buddy
Level 90
Borgen
Level 81
Ric Ryph
Level 99
Mummy
Level 59
Star
Level 99
Charles
Level 60
ROOMBA
Level 73
CptThomas
Level 66
frank
Level 75
Mariya
Level 76
Baba Gec
Level 79
Geist
Level 99
Gary
Level 90
Cid
Level 55
Game Stats
  • Net Worth
    4,891,825,023,715
  • Crops Planted
    1,100,247
  • Fish Caught
    86,103
  • Best Streak
    10,378
  • Items Crafted
    28,941,926
  • Explore Count
    392,988,834
  • Meals Cooked
    6,352
  • Meals Stirred
    19,177
  • Meals Tasted
    16,242
  • Meals Seasoned
    13,034
  • Requests Complete
    1,977
  • Personal Requests
    1,323
  • Items Mastered
    313
  • Items Grand Mastered
    184
  • Items Mega Mastered
    109
  • Items Donated
    710,463
  • Wheel Spins
    17,390
  • Vault Codes Cracked
    553
  • Well Tosses
    9,503
  • Buddyjack Wins
    1,415
  • Friended By
    23
  • Referred By
    MOHAMAD

Fifty Shades of Hay

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Fuzzy Bunny (2)

Cockatrice Egg (2)

Gold Rudolph (1)

Quicksilver's Ring (6)

Support's Ticket (3)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (8)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (11)

Five Point Mace (6)

Heart-shaped Gem (9)

Firestream's Magic Wire (3)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (6)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (10)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (7)

Refined Corn Quartz (5)

Snowball Cup (1)

Mini Time Egg (14)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

VIP Platinum Card (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Keeper Trapper (1)

World Globe (1)

Prism Shell (5)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (13)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (8)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (11)

Buddy Cushion (1)

Brooch of the Bahltruvian Elite (2)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (12,748)

Heart Container (100)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (36)

Meerif Crest (1)

Langstaff Crest (534)

Schoolbook (7)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (5,461)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (6)

Pink Ribbon (3)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (38)

Holiday Candles (1)

Milk and Cookies (433)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (1,873)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (551)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (4)

Tribal Staff (2,876)

Raptor Claw (5,691)

Compass (1,544)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (2,272)

Winged Amulet (988)

Lima Bean (331)

Diving Helmet (8,234)

Skull Coin (24,822)

Dragon Skull (1,160)

Piece of Heart (188)

Amber (8,165)

Strange Ring (2,458)

Lava Sphere (25,489)

Model Ship (768)

Magic Conch Shell (4,497)

Diamond (20,847)

Inferno Sphere (26,060)
Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (23,693)

Runestone 02 (97,539)

Runestone 03 (50,139)

Runestone 04 (37,383)

Runestone 05 (39,022)

Runestone 06 (30,121)

Runestone 07 (22,092)

Runestone 08 (38,708)

Runestone 09 (31,486)

Runestone 10 (21,465)

Runestone 11 (21,646)

Runestone 12 (34,654)

Runestone 13 (27,073)

Runestone 14 (24,047)

Runestone 15 (22,613)

Runestone 16 (20,747)

Runestone 17 (31,439)

Runestone 18 (59,428)

Runestone 19 (22,388)

Runestone 20 (18,723)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (10)

Runestone 27 (29)
Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Scythe of Dewstar
Belts Found (15)

Owl Guard Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #3

Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (3)
Borgen Belt #12

Raptor Wrangler Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #37

Steel Soap Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #38

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Circuit Breaker Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #113

Borgen's Dancing Belt (3)
Borgen Belt #123

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Broken Memory Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #189

Belt of Menace (3)
Borgen Belt #211

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487

Consumption Belt (6)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776
Buddy Dolls Found

Vacation Buddy Doll (4)

Yoshi Buddy Doll (1)

Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)

Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (3)

Bunny Buddy Doll (4)

Corn Buddy Doll (4)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (2)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (2)

Cupid Buddy Doll (1)

Frozen Buddy Doll (1)

Snowman Buddy Doll (4)

Buddy Doll (80)

Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)

Santa Buddy Doll (2)

Krampus Buddy Doll (2)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (3)

Adventure Buddy Doll (28)

Jester Buddy Doll (20)

Movember Buddy Doll (1)

Turkey Buddy Doll (2)

Zombie Buddy Doll (1)
FEATURED

Henrietta
Level 26

Hen Solo
Level 26

Cow 68
Level 26

Pig 296
Level 28

Raptor 438
Level 27
25 Power

Raptor 475
Level 27
16 Power
PETS

Pancy
Level 8

Potter
Level 8

Dookie
Level 8

Owlbert Einstein
Level 8

Hogie
Level 8

Slytherin
Level 8

Stripe
Level 8

Monkey
Level 8

Froggy
Level 7

Spiny
Level 7

Foxy
Level 7

Armie
Level 7

Spidey
Level 7

Rocky
Level 7

Petey
Level 8

Sir Waddleton
Level 7

Petey
Level 7

RED
Level 7

Blue Dragon
Level 8

Pooh
Level 8

Rocco
Level 8

Twister
Level 8

SEAL
Level 8

Smelly
Level 8

Whittle
Level 8

Petey
Level 8

Sharky
Level 8
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Raptor 709
Level 23
OVERALL #18,821
LEAGUE #1,104

101 Power

Raptor 876
Level 22
OVERALL #20,068
LEAGUE #843

49 Power

Raptor 1043
Level 21
OVERALL #21,138
LEAGUE #894

27 Power

Raptor 507
Level 26
OVERALL #21,202
LEAGUE #893

18 Power