Fifty Shades of Hay
Master Farmer

Dec 11, 2023
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Public Bio
Life enthusiast with a PhD in silliness and a master's degree in laughter. Exploring the hilarious side of existence, one chuckle at a time. When not cracking jokes, you'll find me perfecting my air guitar skills or attempting to break the world record for most consecutive snorts while laughing. Stay tuned for a delightful blend of puns, wit, and awkward dance moves. Caution Excessive laughter may occur in my presence. Proceed with caution or join the fun!
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Tower Level
241
241 of 250 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 78

Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges

High Roller
2024-11-12

Expert Artisan
2024-09-07

B.F.F.
2024-06-20

Big Backpack
2024-06-05

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2024-04-19

Raptor Trainer
2024-03-29

I am the Great Explorer
2024-03-24

Grand Master
2024-03-22

Mega Farm
2024-03-02

Community Saint
2024-03-02

Fishing Addict III
2024-01-22
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 84
Holger
Level 72
Beatrix
Level 66
Thomas
Level 66
Cecil
Level 81
George
Level 99
Jill
Level 99
Vincent
Level 71
Lorn
Level 92
Buddy
Level 67
Borgen
Level 62
Ric Ryph
Level 96
Mummy
Level 58
Star
Level 99
Charles
Level 51
ROOMBA
Level 63
CptThomas
Level 66
frank
Level 73
Mariya
Level 67
Baba Gec
Level 65
Geist
Level 99
Gary
Level 78
Cid
Level 53
Game Stats
  • Net Worth
    5,539,603,012,552
  • Crops Planted
    893,271
  • Fish Caught
    82,446
  • Best Streak
    10,378
  • Items Crafted
    23,693,967
  • Explore Count
    214,616,196
  • Meals Cooked
    3,239
  • Meals Stirred
    13,809
  • Meals Tasted
    11,720
  • Meals Seasoned
    9,335
  • Requests Complete
    1,750
  • Personal Requests
    864
  • Items Mastered
    289
  • Items Grand Mastered
    171
  • Items Mega Mastered
    88
  • Items Donated
    474,275
  • Wheel Spins
    12,272
  • Vault Codes Cracked
    400
  • Well Tosses
    4,348
  • Buddyjack Wins
    585
  • Friended By
    21

Fifty Shades of Hay

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Quicksilver's Ring (3)

Support's Ticket (1)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Perfect Paint Palette (5)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (2)

Five Point Mace (3)

Heart-shaped Gem (5)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (2)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (4)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (2)

Refined Corn Quartz (3)

Mini Time Egg (6)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

VIP Platinum Card (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Keeper Trapper (1)

World Globe (1)

Prism Shell (2)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (7)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (7)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (7,586)

Heart Container (57)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (35)

Langstaff Crest (422)

Schoolbook (7)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (5,170)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (5)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (23)

Holiday Candles (1)

Milk and Cookies (363)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (870)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (551)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (4)

Tribal Staff (2,565)

Raptor Claw (2,934)

Compass (3)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (2,261)

Winged Amulet (976)

Lima Bean (193)

Diving Helmet (2,626)

Skull Coin (20,873)

Dragon Skull (889)

Piece of Heart (108)

Amber (5,065)

Strange Ring (2,000)

Lava Sphere (16,488)

Model Ship (700)

Magic Conch Shell (2,457)

Diamond (12,548)

Inferno Sphere (20,682)
Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (17,069)

Runestone 02 (46,170)

Runestone 03 (29,196)

Runestone 04 (30,416)

Runestone 05 (27,815)

Runestone 06 (21,393)

Runestone 07 (16,578)

Runestone 08 (31,445)

Runestone 09 (22,025)

Runestone 10 (16,289)

Runestone 11 (14,916)

Runestone 12 (22,897)

Runestone 13 (16,469)

Runestone 14 (14,864)

Runestone 15 (14,188)

Runestone 16 (12,651)

Runestone 17 (20,147)

Runestone 18 (24,788)

Runestone 19 (16,270)

Runestone 20 (13,184)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (5)
Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem
Belts Found

Owl Guard Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #3

Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #12

Raptor Wrangler Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #37

Steel Soap Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #38

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Borgen's Dancing Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #123

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Belt of Menace (2)
Borgen Belt #211

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487

Consumption Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776
Buddy Dolls Found

Buddy Doll (16)

Zombie Buddy Doll (1)

Turkey Buddy Doll (2)

Movember Buddy Doll (1)

Jester Buddy Doll (3)

Adventure Buddy Doll (6)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)

Krampus Buddy Doll (1)

Pancy
Level 8

Potter
Level 8

Dookie
Level 8

Owlbert Einstein
Level 8

Hogie
Level 8

Slytherin
Level 8

Stripe
Level 8

Monkey
Level 8

Froggy
Level 7

Spiny
Level 7

Foxy
Level 7

Armie
Level 7

Spidey
Level 7

Rocky
Level 7

Petey
Level 8

Sir Waddleton
Level 7

Petey
Level 7

RED
Level 7

Blue Dragon
Level 7

Pooh
Level 8

Rocco
Level 8

Twister
Level 8

SEAL
Level 8

Smelly
Level 8
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Raptor 111
Level 26
OVERALL #20,014
LEAGUE #5,236

1,014 Power

Raptor 423
Level 22
OVERALL #23,075
LEAGUE #3,222

909 Power

Raptor 456
Level 21
OVERALL #22,794
LEAGUE #3,497

907 Power

Raptor 315
Level 24
OVERALL #23,763
LEAGUE #2,674

870 Power