megalocardia
slow ride farms
Master Farmer

Dec 12, 2024
Started

Patreon
Beta Tester

Public Bio

they/them
just a lil rat (who is the Minister of Potato Safety)
giveawayspilled whimsymaxxer
wife of centuryslime

one time i went to the psych ward and when i got out my mega beets were still growing.

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
194

194 of 300 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 77

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2025-06-19

Raptor Trainer
2025-05-18

Grand Master
2025-05-15

Community Saint
2025-05-12

I am the Great Explorer
2025-05-03

Mega Farm
2025-04-24

Fishing Addict III
2025-04-10

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 71

Holger
Level 74

Beatrix
Level 69

Thomas
Level 65

Cecil
Level 81

George
Level 71

Jill
Level 82

Vincent
Level 72

Lorn
Level 78

Buddy
Level 77

Borgen
Level 68

Ric Ryph
Level 1

Mummy
Level 68

Star
Level 82

Charles
Level 66

ROOMBA
Level 80

CptThomas
Level 55

frank
Level 76

Mariya
Level 69

Baba Gec
Level 78

Geist
Level 87

Gary
Level 92

Cid
Level 66

Game Stats

Net Worth

104,203,176,814
Crops Planted

1,129,961
Fish Caught

107,635
Best Streak

10,728
Items Crafted

13,029,148
Explore Count

98,740,582
Meals Cooked

10,255
Meals Stirred

21,330
Meals Tasted

17,338
Meals Seasoned

13,750
Requests Complete

1,345
Personal Requests

598
Items Mastered

258
Items Grand Mastered

137
Items Mega Mastered

61
Items Donated

895,204
Wheel Spins

7,184
Hut Chests Opened

17
Vault Codes Cracked

395
Well Tosses

3,373
Buddyjack Wins

211
Friended By

180
Referred By

Quant1zed

slow ride farms

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Dream Nail (1)

Fuzzy Bunny (2)

Support's Ticket (2)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Perfect Paint Palette (2)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (3)

Heart-shaped Gem (6)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (1)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (1)

Refined Corn Quartz (3)

Mini Time Egg (6)

Music Box (1)

World Globe (1)

Prism Shell (2)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (12)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (5,302)

Heart Container (4)

Gold Potato (7)

Langstaff Crest (52)

Schoolbook (4)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (836)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (3)

Pink Ribbon (2)

Opposition Hourglass (1)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (23)

Cid's Stone Ale (1)

Raptor Egg (264)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,250)

Raptor Claw (1,820)

Compass (613)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (18)

Winged Amulet (229)

Lima Bean (241)

Diving Helmet (691)

Skull Coin (7,154)

Dragon Skull (232)

Piece of Heart (69)

Amber (3,760)

Strange Ring (280)

Lava Sphere (18,633)

Model Ship (128)

Magic Conch Shell (854)

Diamond (9,172)

Inferno Sphere (23,059)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (15,759)

Runestone 02 (18,965)

Runestone 03 (26,211)

Runestone 04 (14,483)

Runestone 05 (19,013)

Runestone 06 (15,706)

Runestone 07 (12,062)

Runestone 08 (12,514)

Runestone 09 (13,538)

Runestone 10 (11,642)

Runestone 11 (10,743)

Runestone 12 (17,350)

Runestone 13 (11,371)

Runestone 14 (11,051)

Runestone 15 (10,415)

Runestone 16 (10,124)

Runestone 17 (12,680)

Runestone 18 (13,676)

Runestone 19 (10,524)

Runestone 20 (10,411)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (2)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Belts Found (7)

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Borgen's Dancing Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #123

Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211

Two Hearts Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #214

Consumption Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Cupid Buddy Doll (1)

Apple Buddy Doll (1)

Vacation Buddy Doll (4)

Yoshi Buddy Doll (0)

Fantastic Buddy Doll (2)

Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (2)

Bunny Buddy Doll (1)

Corn Buddy Doll (2)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (1)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (25)

Adventure Buddy Doll (2)

Jester Buddy Doll (5)

FEATURED

rage
Level 17

peace
Level 17

babygirl
Level 23
3,017 Power

meatballs
Level 19
2,604 Power

PETS

medley
Level 6

roofer
Level 6

nutsy
Level 6

spirit
Level 6

bodhi
Level 6

snakey
Level 6

momo
Level 6

bobble
Level 6

froggy
Level 6

rocko
Level 6

hoohaw
Level 6

lil bub
Level 6

toes
Level 6

blobby
Level 6

weaver
Level 6

depression
Level 6

spinch
Level 6

chili
Level 6

slush
Level 6

shorts
Level 7

skeeter
Level 7

balatro
Level 6

splooter
Level 7

missile silo
Level 7

ice cube
Level 6

fizzy
Level 7

shorkie
Level 6

fluffy
Level 8

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Raptor 99
Level 19
OVERALL #9,089
LEAGUE #109
394 Power

Raptor 141
Level 19
OVERALL #10,367
LEAGUE #1,041
224 Power

Raptor 181
Level 18
OVERALL #10,990
LEAGUE #1,137
204 Power