Feb 4, 2026
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Public Bio
[To the tune of Gangsters Paradise by Coolio]
As I walk through the valley
in the shadow of my farm,
I take a look at my life
and realize, with alarm,
Ive been growing this corn for so long,
that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
To read the full parody lyrics see the Discord thread https//discord.com/channels/844260488094416936/1407130541777616956/1489784051421286431
As I walk through the valley
in the shadow of my farm,
I take a look at my life
and realize, with alarm,
Ive been growing this corn for so long,
that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
To read the full parody lyrics see the Discord thread https//discord.com/channels/844260488094416936/1407130541777616956/1489784051421286431
Profile Sections
Skill Progress
Farming
Level 99
Fishing
Level 99
Crafting
Level 99
Exploring
Level 99
Cooking
Level 61
Mining
Level 60
Merit Badges
Big Backpack
2026-10-30
Expert Artisan
2026-10-28
Into the Darkness
2026-10-19
B.F.F.
2026-09-24
I am the Great Explorer
2026-08-16
Raptor Trainer
2026-08-09
Grand Master
2026-07-30
Mega Farm
2026-06-24
Community Saint
2026-06-01
Trophies
Trophy of the Cheeky Purring Inn
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 78
Level 78
Holger
Level 78
Level 78
Beatrix
Level 76
Level 76
Thomas
Level 67
Level 67
Cecil
Level 73
Level 73
George
Level 70
Level 70
Jill
Level 76
Level 76
Vincent
Level 68
Level 68
Lorn
Level 90
Level 90
Buddy
Level 90
Level 90
Borgen
Level 69
Level 69
Ric Ryph
Level 48
Level 48
Mummy
Level 61
Level 61
Star
Level 99
Level 99
Charles
Level 74
Level 74
ROOMBA
Level 82
Level 82
CptThomas
Level 48
Level 48
frank
Level 58
Level 58
Mariya
Level 61
Level 61
Baba Gec
Level 60
Level 60
Geist
Level 64
Level 64
Gary
Level 80
Level 80
Cid
Level 70
Level 70
Goostav
Level 62
Level 62
Game Stats
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Net Worth1,673,881,106,982
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Crops Planted514,043
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Fish Caught70,800
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Best Streak5,440
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Items Crafted22,067,297
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Explore Count83,964,054
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Auto-Excavated Items556,663
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Meals Cooked3,550
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Meals Stirred3,129
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Meals Tasted3,044
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Meals Seasoned2,674
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Requests Complete1,692
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Personal Requests758
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Items Mastered304
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Items Grand Mastered141
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Items Mega Mastered45
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Items Donated178,830
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Wheel Spins2,979
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Hut Chests Opened166
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Vault Codes Cracked256
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Well Tosses5,515
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Buddyjack Wins204
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Lost & Found Games Won141
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Friended By22
Jackalope Ranch
Farm
Farm Pond
Worm Hab
Workshop
Chicken Coop
Orchard
Trout/Bait Farm
Cow Pasture
Forest
Vineyard
Cellar
Sawmill
Ironworks
Steelworks
Hay Field
Storehouse
Farmhouse
Craftworks
Quarry
Flour Mill
Feed Mill
Sugar Cane Mill
Pig Pen
Raptor Pen
Kitchen
Roomba's Nest
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each
*All-time found count shown by each
Pie Machine (1)
Cid's Spare Pickaxe (1)
Veggie Juice Instruction Sheet (1)
Roomba’s Locket (1)
Goldfish Prize (1)
Buddy Box (1)
Chapiku (1)
Podcast Swear Jar (1)
List of Corn Puns (1)
Hensods's Bonsai (1)
Mizzem's Daisies (5)
Quicksilver's Ring (3)
Pig Collar (1)
Buddy's Sleeping Cap (1)
Corn Ball (8)
Cursed Effigy (1)
Perfect Paint Palette (2)
Boobun's Spray Bottle (2)
Heart-shaped Gem (2)
Firestream's Magic Wire (3)
Tenfoo's Lost Sock (2)
Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (3)
Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (3)
Refined Corn Quartz (2)
Mini Time Egg (12)
Hessian's Axe (1)
Skull-in-the-box (1)
Notary Stamp (1)
Music Box (1)
Harpoon (2)
Keeper Trapper (1)
Prism Shell (3)
Ramjoram's Mask (3)
Rune Dice (1)
Pair of Gold Boots (1)
VIP Card (1)
Time Egg (1)
Water Orb (1)
Frost Snapper Shell (2,403)
Heart Container (19)
Runecorn (1)
Gold Potato (19)
Langstaff Crest (181)
Schoolbook (6)
Y73841 Detector (1)
Pirate Hook (818)
Gold Egg (2)
Gold Shamrock (4)
Pink Ribbon (1)
Mapping Compass (1)
Opposition Hourglass (2)
Tower Key (1)
Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)
Gold Boot (5)
Cid's Stone Ale (433)
Raptor Egg (283)
Trident of Poseidon (1)
Hockey Mask (200)
Flame Orb (1)
Seeing Stone (3)
Mystical Staff (3)
Tribal Staff (134)
Raptor Claw (725)
Compass (1,649)
Tribal Mask (1)
Buddystone (39)
Winged Amulet (35)
Lima Bean (262)
Diving Helmet (1,477)
Skull Coin (6,336)
Dragon Skull (353)
Piece of Heart (48)
Amber (3,313)
Strange Ring (1,020)
Lava Sphere (19,504)
Model Ship (207)
Magic Conch Shell (958)
Diamond (6,458)
Inferno Sphere (22,669)
Runestones Found
Runestone 01 (12,094)
Runestone 02 (16,465)
Runestone 03 (14,819)
Runestone 04 (13,528)
Runestone 05 (16,615)
Runestone 06 (12,439)
Runestone 07 (9,764)
Runestone 08 (10,712)
Runestone 09 (11,581)
Runestone 10 (9,658)
Runestone 11 (8,441)
Runestone 12 (8,928)
Runestone 13 (10,110)
Runestone 14 (10,663)
Runestone 15 (8,985)
Runestone 16 (8,140)
Runestone 17 (10,548)
Runestone 18 (14,708)
Runestone 19 (9,107)
Runestone 20 (8,515)
Runestone 23 (1)
Runestone Necklace (1)
Runestone 27 (436)
Tower Artifacts Found
Diary of O'Dynn
Bahltruvian Scales
Odthorin's Charm
Stones of Gallodor
Runecube
Growth Medallion I
Trigon Knot
Friendship Bracelet
Headdress of Luna
Strange Gem
Growth Medallion II
Ashes of Pentagorn
Dragon Heart
Magic Mirror
Maduin's Cup
Serpent of Trym
Spring Bangle
Inferno Ring
Inpergon's Goblet of Growth
Unusual Gem
Belts Found (5)
Ancient Treasure Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #7
Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89
Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112
Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150
Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211
Buddy Dolls Found
Mashed Potato Buddy Doll (2)
Gardening Buddy Doll (1)
Slimed Buddy Doll (1)
Slime Buddy Doll (4)
Apple Ant Buddy Doll (2)
Apple Buddy Doll (1)
Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (1)
Vacation Buddy Doll (2)
Dino Buddy Doll (2)
Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)
Corn Buddy Doll (1)
Leprechaun Buddy Doll (1)
Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)
Krampus Buddy Doll (1)
Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)
Adventure Buddy Doll (1)
Jester Buddy Doll (3)
Werewolf Buddy Doll (1)
Ghost Buddy Doll (1)
Vampire Buddy Doll (1)
Buddy Doll (29)
FEATURED
Alice COOPer
Level 18
Johann BaAch
Level 18
Yolk-o ono
Level 18
Feather Flocklear
Level 18
Hen Afflock
Level 18
Punky Rooster
Level 18
Nicolas Cage-free
Level 18
Insert egg pun here
Level 18
PETS
Hop-along Cassidy
Level 7
Duke
Level 7
Forrest
Level 7
Powell the Owl
Level 7
Jitterbug
Level 7
Kit the Snake
Level 7
Lenny lemur
Level 7
Alexander
Level 7
Budd
Level 7
Hegemony
Level 7
Tiago
Level 7
Rory
Level 7
Pod
Level 7
Jon-clod van Dirt
Level 7
Irania the Bird
Level 7
Sprague
Level 7
HufflePuff
Level 7
Fire Horse
Level 7
Blues Clues
Level 7
Necessity the Bear
Level 7
Ky the Cappy
Level 7
Howdy
Level 7
Inis Roan
Level 7
Gabby the Critter
Level 7
MOLalla
Level 7
Red Bull
Level 6
Finnegan Wake
Level 6
Buster the Wolf
Level 7
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club
Reeses Pieces
Level 21
OVERALL #10,493
LEAGUE #2,721
945 Power
Gummy Bear
Level 17
OVERALL #12,478
LEAGUE #1,483
286 Power
Maple syrup
Level 14
OVERALL #12,578
LEAGUE #27
102 Power