Strategeist
Homeostasis
Master Farmer

Apr 26, 2026
Started

7h 8m 16s Ago
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Public Bio

-I'm looking for music explorers!-

DM me a song title and artist. I'll listen during chores and send back a critique. Subject line in the format below to tell me what kind of song suggestion you'd like.

[A] Anything
[C] Clean
[I] Instrumental only
[N] nothing

The Scale
1

Tell me if you hate the suggestions! You won't hurt my feelings.

He/him. Married to Sauc3

Journey

View My Journey (10 milestones)

26 APR 2026

Joined Farm RPG

19 MAY 2026

Reached Farming Level 99

28 MAY 2026

Reached Fishing Level 99

5 JUN 2026

Reached Exploring Level 99

11 JUN 2026

Reached Crafting Level 99

15 JUN 2026

Unlocked the Tower

28 JUL 2026

Roomba

29 JUL 2026

Reached Tower Level 100

4 AUG 2026

Gary's

25 AUG 2026

Secret Temple

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
201

201 of 350 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 82

Mining
Level 61

Merit Badges

B.F.F.
2026-09-02

Raptor Trainer
2026-08-21

Grand Master
2026-08-19

Community Saint
2026-08-10

I am the Great Explorer
2026-08-07

Mega Farm
2026-07-18

Fishing Addict III
2026-06-11

Bobbleheads Found

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 79

Holger
Level 74

Beatrix
Level 64

Thomas
Level 75

Cecil
Level 64

George
Level 94

Jill
Level 85

Vincent
Level 61

Lorn
Level 82

Buddy
Level 90

Borgen
Level 67

Ric Ryph
Level 96

Mummy
Level 43

Star
Level 99

Charles
Level 62

ROOMBA
Level 80

CptThomas
Level 29

frank
Level 54

Mariya
Level 51

Baba Gec
Level 58

Geist
Level 92

Gary
Level 80

Cid
Level 47

Goostav
Level 56

Game Stats

Net Worth

422,469,154,786
Crops Planted

551,102
Fish Caught

743,985
Best Streak

11,902
Items Crafted

11,296,453
Explore Count

73,636,496
Auto-Excavated Items

594,989
Meals Cooked

6,816
Meals Stirred

27,753
Meals Tasted

22,633
Meals Seasoned

16,805
Requests Complete

1,249
Personal Requests

377
Items Mastered

270
Items Grand Mastered

146
Items Mega Mastered

53
Items Donated

114,773
Wheel Spins

4,000
Hut Chests Opened

135
Vault Codes Cracked

468
Well Tosses

1,986
Buddyjack Wins

126
Lost & Found Games Won

96
Friended By

141

Homeostasis

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Grape Juice Vat

Roomba's Nest

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Cid's Spare Pickaxe (1)

Veggie Juice Instruction Sheet (1)

Koala's Corgi (1)

Roomba’s Locket (1)

Goldfish Prize (1)

Buddy Box (2)

Podcast Swear Jar (1)

List of Corn Puns (1)

Mizzem's Daisies (1)

Apple Slice (7)

Raptor Chicken Egg (13)

Gary's Diary Page 77 (1)

Quicksilver's Ring (1)

Support's Ticket (2)

Pig Collar (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (2)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (1)

Five Point Mace (1)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (2)

Refined Corn Quartz (1)

Mini Time Egg (6)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Harpoon (2)

Keeper Trapper (1)

Prism Shell (1)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (5)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (2)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (3,014)

Heart Container (6)

Gold Potato (10)

Langstaff Crest (255)

Schoolbook (6)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (1,187)

Gold Shamrock (1)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (52)

Cid's Stone Ale (814)

Raptor Egg (270)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,407)

Raptor Claw (899)

Compass (526)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (31)

Winged Amulet (231)

Lima Bean (304)

Diving Helmet (1,170)

Skull Coin (6,732)

Dragon Skull (358)

Piece of Heart (31)

Amber (2,146)

Strange Ring (879)

Lava Sphere (9,530)

Model Ship (109)

Magic Conch Shell (661)

Diamond (6,012)

Inferno Sphere (17,304)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (8,424)

Runestone 02 (14,045)

Runestone 03 (12,669)

Runestone 04 (9,419)

Runestone 05 (11,234)

Runestone 06 (9,232)

Runestone 07 (7,276)

Runestone 08 (9,271)

Runestone 09 (8,670)

Runestone 10 (7,284)

Runestone 11 (6,611)

Runestone 12 (8,188)

Runestone 13 (6,839)

Runestone 14 (7,200)

Runestone 15 (7,454)

Runestone 16 (5,730)

Runestone 17 (8,578)

Runestone 18 (11,317)

Runestone 19 (6,785)

Runestone 20 (5,768)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (1)

Runestone 27 (421)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Belts Found (4)

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Cid Buddy Doll (3)

Blitz Buddy Doll (4)

Gardening Buddy Doll (2)

Camping Buddy Doll (2)

Slimed Buddy Doll (1)

Slime Buddy Doll (11)

Apple Ant Buddy Doll (1)

Apple Buddy Doll (1)

Smart Buddy Doll (11)

School Buddy Doll (1)

Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (1)

Hotdog Buddy Doll (1)

Dino Buddy Doll (2)

Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (1)

Santa Buddy Doll (1)

Krampus Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (2)

Jester Buddy Doll (6)

Movember Buddy Doll (1)

Zombie Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (36)

FEATURED

Puffer
Level 14

Zsaasz
Level 14

Oopsalot
Level 14

Abysss
Level 18
RFC Retired
193 Power

Prlygrly
Level 18
RFC Retired
120 Power

Colonel
Level 15
OVERALL #6,627
LEAGUE #27
933 Power

PETS

Princess Zelda
Level 6

NinoDino
Level 6

Ferdinand Leaf
Level 6

Sauc3
Level 7

Flood
Level 6

Tandoori Duck
Level 7

Burger Wrap Jones
Level 6

Avalynn D. Javelin
Level 6

Miss Hopwill
Level 6

Oopsalot
Level 6

Fire ants in your pa
Level 6

Nullient
Level 6

Black Widow
Level 6

Rhizz
Level 6

Stitcher Crow
Level 6

Pengus
Level 6

Foon
Level 6

Sweetest
Level 6

Maybelynn
Level 6

Farmer Odi Odinson
Level 6

The Fool
Level 6

Condar
Level 6

Fishing
Level 6

Wash
Level 6

CorporateEmoxD
Level 7

Molly Malone
Level 6

Tooth13
Level 6

MurderSoup
Level 7

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Colonel
Level 15
OVERALL #6,627
LEAGUE #27
933 Power

Raptor 9
Level 18
OVERALL #9,408
LEAGUE #2,814
868 Power

Sassafrass
Level 17
OVERALL #9,960
LEAGUE #1,835
520 Power

Raptor 30
Level 17
OVERALL #10,492
LEAGUE #1,167
469 Power