Nov 27, 2022
Started
143d 2h 25m 3s Ago
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Public Bio
Passed out at a bar in Franklin Kentucky back in 82 woke up new Zealand in an aluminum troth full of ice with patch work done to my side. I found my way back to the states and had a cat scan done and discovered I now have 2 additional kidneys 1 additional liver and 5 hearts. Upon this discovery my spouse filed for divorce and essentially claimed half of these new organs as hers but jokes on her, she only got appendixes, tonsils and wisdom teeth which my head was riddled with. No regrets honestly
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Game Stats
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Net Worth23,362,593,299
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Crops Planted9,084
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Fish Caught1,378
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Best Streak664
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Items Crafted40,846
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Explore Count308,262
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Meals Cooked0
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Meals Stirred0
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Meals Tasted0
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Meals Seasoned0
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Requests Complete398
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Personal Requests3
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Items Mastered2
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Items Grand Mastered1
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Items Mega Mastered0
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Items Donated1,810
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Wheel Spins107
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Vault Codes Cracked48
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Well Tosses65
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Buddyjack Wins0
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Friended By3
Runestones Found
Hubert
Level 3
Pubert
Level 3
HP loveslab
Level 3
Astral sepulchre
Level 3
Hostile bathroom
Level 3
You know who
Level 3
Sloshed on Tylenol
Level 3
My cousin ate a dog
Level 3