Betamax the Arctophile
The Hundred Acre Wood
Master Farmer

Feb 13, 2025
Started

50m 1s Ago
Offline

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Beta Tester

Public Bio

Hi, I'm Mary! Betamax is obsolete, having lost the videotape format war to VHS. An arctophile is a person who collects teddy bears.

Undiagnosed adult ADHD (and autism?) (3.5 years and counting on an NHS waiting list) means I can misunderstand things and behave impulsively. Sorry if I mess up. I mean well and I LOVE this game.

Journey

View My Journey (9 milestones)

13 FEB 2025

Joined Farm RPG

10 APR 2025

Reached Farming Level 99

21 APR 2025

Reached Crafting Level 99

1 MAY 2025

Reached Exploring Level 99

6 MAY 2025

Reached Fishing Level 99

24 MAY 2025

Unlocked the Tower

18 JUN 2025

Met the best friend I could ever have!

20 JUL 2025

Reached Tower Level 100

23 OCT 2025

Reached Tower Level 200

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
289

289 of 350 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 99

Mining
Level 53

Merit Badges

Certified Farmer
2026-09-05

High Roller
2026-02-27

Personal Assistant
2026-02-26

World Champion
2026-02-25

B.F.F.
2026-02-14

Master Thief
2026-02-13

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2026-02-06

Into the Darkness
2026-01-22

Expert Artisan
2025-10-29

Big Backpack
2025-10-23

Fishing Addict III
2025-08-19

Raptor Trainer
2025-08-12

Grand Master
2025-08-08

Mega Farm
2025-07-11

I am the Great Explorer
2025-07-11

Community Saint
2025-07-04

Trophies

Farmiversary Trophy 01

Fuzzy Trophy

Snowball Cup

Bobbleheads Found

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 84

Holger
Level 85

Beatrix
Level 92

Thomas
Level 85

Cecil
Level 91

George
Level 99

Jill
Level 99

Vincent
Level 81

Lorn
Level 92

Buddy
Level 93

Borgen
Level 80

Ric Ryph
Level 99

Mummy
Level 73

Star
Level 99

Charles
Level 89

ROOMBA
Level 85

CptThomas
Level 71

frank
Level 69

Mariya
Level 84

Baba Gec
Level 81

Geist
Level 99

Gary
Level 93

Cid
Level 70

Goostav
Level 87

Game Stats

Net Worth

2,762,046,582,630
Crops Planted

4,022,837
Fish Caught

600,342
Best Streak

22,697
Items Crafted

67,275,433
Explore Count

1,017,480,246
Auto-Excavated Items

163,144
Meals Cooked

40,190
Meals Stirred

159,937
Meals Tasted

135,207
Meals Seasoned

107,200
Requests Complete

2,289
Personal Requests

1,649
Items Mastered

428
Items Grand Mastered

279
Items Mega Mastered

169
Items Donated

750,698
Wheel Spins

6,544
Hut Chests Opened

187
Vault Codes Cracked

1,232
Well Tosses

12,095
Buddyjack Wins

1,043
Lost & Found Games Won

211
Friended By

164

The Hundred Acre Wood

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Grape Juice Vat

Roomba's Nest

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Cid's Spare Pickaxe (1)

Veggie Juice Instruction Sheet (1)

Roomba’s Locket (1)

Goldfish Prize (1)

Buddy Box (1)

Alien Fuzzy Chick (2)

Astro Fuzzy Chick (1)

Chapiku (1)

Slime Bucket (1)

Podcast Swear Jar (1)

Lavos Shard (310)

U'ral Talisman (140)

Gold Buddy Sweater (2)

List of Corn Puns (1)

Gold King Apple (2)

Dream Nail (1)

Hensods's Bonsai (1)

Mizzem's Daisies (1)

Apple Slice (4)

Blue Tang (2)

Ancient Stone Cicada (2)

Fuzzy Bunny (2)

Cockatrice Egg (2)

Gary's Diary Page 77 (2)

Gary's Diary Page 36 (3)

Gold Wreath (1)

Gold Mittens (1)

Gold Rudolph (1)

Quicksilver's Ring (1)

Support's Ticket (2)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (7)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (1)

Five Point Mace (2)

Heart-shaped Gem (11)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (1)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (1)

Refined Corn Quartz (4)

Snowball Cup (1)

Mini Time Egg (55)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

VIP Platinum Card (1)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Harpoon (2)

Keeper Trapper (1)

World Globe (1)

Prism Shell (13)

Beach Ball (2)

Ramjoram's Mask (7)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (65)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (18)

Buddy Cushion (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (15,310)

Heart Container (82)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (91)

Meerif Crest (1)

Langstaff Crest (677)

Schoolbook (8)

Y73841 Detector (2)

Pirate Hook (11,911)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (6)

Pink Ribbon (3)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (100)

Holiday Candles (103)

Milk and Cookies (219)

Cid's Stone Ale (172)

Raptor Egg (2,049)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (510)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (2,913)

Raptor Claw (4,499)

Compass (8,695)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (2,772)

Winged Amulet (1,113)

Lima Bean (1,912)

Diving Helmet (9,131)

Skull Coin (19,862)

Dragon Skull (3,250)

Piece of Heart (170)

Amber (10,917)

Strange Ring (2,890)

Lava Sphere (46,094)

Model Ship (966)

Magic Conch Shell (8,624)

Diamond (26,581)

Inferno Sphere (57,593)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (34,946)

Runestone 02 (108,197)

Runestone 03 (131,311)

Runestone 04 (48,494)

Runestone 05 (62,203)

Runestone 06 (40,230)

Runestone 07 (31,251)

Runestone 08 (34,359)

Runestone 09 (42,488)

Runestone 10 (26,541)

Runestone 11 (27,690)

Runestone 12 (41,612)

Runestone 13 (36,832)

Runestone 14 (34,264)

Runestone 15 (28,594)

Runestone 16 (25,675)

Runestone 17 (45,969)

Runestone 18 (67,991)

Runestone 19 (39,326)

Runestone 20 (26,810)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (4)

Runestone 27 (86)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Scythe of Dewstar

Belts Found (16)

Owl Guard Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #3

Ancient Treasure Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #7

Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #12

Raptor Wrangler Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #37

Steel Soap Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #38

Bessi Gan Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #56

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Broken Memory Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #189

Belt of Menace (2)
Borgen Belt #211

Two Hearts Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #214

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Lucky Spiral Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #777

Consumption Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Blitz Buddy Doll (1)

Gardening Buddy Doll (1)

Camping Buddy Doll (1)

Egg Buddy Doll (2)

Toga Buddy Doll (2)

Slime Buddy Doll (4)

Bear Buddy Doll (1)

Gingerbread Buddy Doll (2)

Parade Balloon Buddy Doll (2)

Labubuddy Doll (1)

Apple Ant Buddy Doll (1)

Apple Buddy Doll (4)

Smart Buddy Doll (3)

School Buddy Doll (4)

Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (2)

Hotdog Buddy Doll (2)

Vacation Buddy Doll (3)

Dino Buddy Doll (1)

Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)

Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (1)

Bunny Buddy Doll (2)

Corn Buddy Doll (2)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (1)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (1)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (2)

Cupid Buddy Doll (4)

Lucky Cat Buddy Doll (1)

Rudolph Buddy Doll (3)

Santa Buddy Doll (4)

Krampus Buddy Doll (1)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (3)

Adventure Buddy Doll (32)

Jester Buddy Doll (22)

Movember Buddy Doll (2)

Turkey Buddy Doll (5)

Werewolf Buddy Doll (3)

Ghost Buddy Doll (2)

Vampire Buddy Doll (3)

Zombie Buddy Doll (6)

Buddy Doll (122)

Certificates Earned

Certificate of Rice Giving

Certificate of Beet Giving

Certificate of Sunflower Giving

Certificate of Cotton Giving

Certificate of Broccoli Giving

Certificate of Wheat Giving

Certificate of Pine Giving

Certificate of Cabbage Giving

Certificate of Corn Giving

Certificate of Watermelon Giving

Certificate of Leek Giving

Certificate of Tomato Giving

Certificate of Potato Giving

Certificate of Hops Giving

Certificate of Onion Giving

Certificate of Radish Giving

Certificate of Eggplant Giving

Certificate of Cucumber Giving

Certificate of Pea Giving

Certificate of Carrot Giving

Certificate of Pepper Giving

FEATURED

Chick Astley
Level 25

Dancing chick to chick
Level 25

Chick Jagger
Level 25

Carrie Yolky
Level 25

Mustard
Level 30
RFC Retired
493 Power

Cherry
Level 30
RFC Retired
480 Power

Choccy
Level 30
RFC Retired
478 Power

PETS

Edgar Allan Paw
Level 8

Aurora
Level 8

Tufty
Level 8

Fly By Night
Level 8

Bore
Level 8

Syphon
Level 8

Zephyr
Level 8

Mandinka
Level 8

Grenouille
Level 8

Quilliam
Level 8

Fantastic Mr Fox
Level 8

Bandy
Level 8

Tara
Level 8

Rocky
Level 8

Mekkybeaky
Level 8

Pick up a
Level 8

Malachite
Level 8

Wyvern
Level 8

Cerulean
Level 8

Winnie-the-Pooh
Level 8

Cappy Barry
Level 8

Polar
Level 8

Seally Good
Level 8

Badger Badger Badger
Level 8

Manic Miner
Level 8

Teddy Bear
Level 8

Humble
Level 6

Do do do do do do
Level 6

Wolfie Smith
Level 8

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Shut the door baby
Level 23
OVERALL #3,143
LEAGUE #89
2,099 Power

Sugar Ray
Level 22
OVERALL #3,144
LEAGUE #87
2,089 Power

Dont say a word
Level 23
OVERALL #3,237
LEAGUE #104
2,042 Power

Every morning
Level 18
OVERALL #17,998
LEAGUE #584
26 Power