His Royal Madness
His Royal Farmstead
Master Farmer

Dec 23, 2022
Started

Online
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Public Bio

Squishsquatch for President and [[Buddy]] for Vice-president! Old sod who likes to play games... Lover of open source software! You can find me on mastodon.social.

Journey

View My Journey (7 milestones)

23 DEC 2022

Joined Farm RPG

14 MAR 2023

Reached Fishing Level 99

17 MAR 2023

Reached Crafting Level 99

18 MAR 2023

Reached Farming Level 99

12 MAY 2023

Reached Exploring Level 99

3 JUL 2023

Unlocked the Tower

4 JAN 2024

Reached Tower Level 100

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
235

235 of 350 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 50

Mining
Level 43

Merit Badges

High Roller
2026-02-07

Chore Titan
2025-12-16

B.F.F.
2025-12-15

Master Thief
2025-11-28

Raptor Trainer
2024-09-08

Big Backpack
2024-09-02

Grand Master
2024-07-21

Expert Artisan
2024-05-18

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2024-03-14

Into the Darkness
2024-01-23

Mega Farm
2024-01-09

I am the Great Explorer
2023-12-05

Community Saint
2023-09-10

Trophies

Farmiversary Trophy 01

Farmiversary Trophy 02

Farmiversary Trophy 03

Trophy of the Cheeky Purring Inn

Bobbleheads Found

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 93

Holger
Level 90

Beatrix
Level 92

Thomas
Level 82

Cecil
Level 89

George
Level 81

Jill
Level 93

Vincent
Level 69

Lorn
Level 99

Buddy
Level 99

Borgen
Level 99

Ric Ryph
Level 70

Mummy
Level 78

Star
Level 99

Charles
Level 76

ROOMBA
Level 85

CptThomas
Level 93

frank
Level 91

Mariya
Level 87

Baba Gec
Level 73

Geist
Level 70

Gary
Level 82

Cid
Level 75

Goostav
Level 50

Game Stats

Net Worth

3,979,079,999,337
Crops Planted

2,551,337
Fish Caught

45,724
Best Streak

11,110
Items Crafted

138,475,469
Explore Count

437,042,403
Auto-Excavated Items

8,474
Meals Cooked

1,406
Meals Stirred

1,374
Meals Tasted

1,178
Meals Seasoned

1,055
Requests Complete

2,161
Personal Requests

496
Items Mastered

304
Items Grand Mastered

160
Items Mega Mastered

86
Items Donated

668,140
Wheel Spins

12,441
Hut Chests Opened

64
Vault Codes Cracked

1,303
Well Tosses

24,333
Buddyjack Wins

979
Lost & Found Games Won

75
Friended By

179
Referred By

ClientCoin

His Royal Farmstead

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Roomba's Nest

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Pie Machine (1)

Cid's Spare Pickaxe (1)

Roomba’s Locket (1)

Goldfish Prize (1)

Buddy Box (1)

Chapiku (1)

Dream Nail (1)

Gary's Diary Page 77 (1)

Gold Wreath (1)

Gold Rudolph (1)

Quicksilver's Ring (1)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)

Corn Ball (8)

Perfect Paint Palette (4)

Heart-shaped Gem (5)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (1)

Refined Corn Quartz (3)

Mini Time Egg (9)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Harpoon (2)

Keeper Trapper (1)

World Globe (1)

Prism Shell (2)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (2)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (5)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (1)

Buddy Cushion (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (19,473)

Heart Container (29)

Gold Potato (69)

Langstaff Crest (350)

Schoolbook (7)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (1,562)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (5)

Pink Ribbon (2)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (13)

Holiday Candles (4)

Milk and Cookies (50)

Cid's Stone Ale (684)

Raptor Egg (718)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (302)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,962)

Raptor Claw (2,723)

Compass (4)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (2,252)

Winged Amulet (16)

Lima Bean (1,378)

Diving Helmet (3,311)

Skull Coin (23,826)

Dragon Skull (833)

Piece of Heart (74)

Amber (19,524)

Strange Ring (1,872)

Lava Sphere (60,161)

Model Ship (762)

Magic Conch Shell (2,778)

Diamond (35,926)

Inferno Sphere (57,714)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (46,663)

Runestone 02 (87,528)

Runestone 03 (67,489)

Runestone 04 (55,957)

Runestone 05 (89,956)

Runestone 06 (59,366)

Runestone 07 (42,357)

Runestone 08 (57,094)

Runestone 09 (46,704)

Runestone 10 (38,450)

Runestone 11 (36,768)

Runestone 12 (54,406)

Runestone 13 (41,818)

Runestone 14 (52,751)

Runestone 15 (41,786)

Runestone 16 (37,983)

Runestone 17 (42,561)

Runestone 18 (52,723)

Runestone 19 (40,191)

Runestone 20 (36,894)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (6)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Inpergon's Goblet of Growth

Unusual Gem

Belts Found (9)

Owl Guard Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #3

Steel Soap Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #38

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Belt of Menace (2)
Borgen Belt #211

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Consumption Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Cid Buddy Doll (2)

Slime Buddy Doll (3)

Apple Buddy Doll (2)

School Buddy Doll (2)

Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (1)

Hotdog Buddy Doll (1)

Dino Buddy Doll (1)

Bunny Buddy Doll (1)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (1)

Cupid Buddy Doll (2)

Snowman Buddy Doll (1)

Lucky Cat Buddy Doll (1)

Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)

Santa Buddy Doll (1)

Krampus Buddy Doll (1)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (15)

Jester Buddy Doll (9)

Turkey Buddy Doll (1)

Werewolf Buddy Doll (1)

Vampire Buddy Doll (1)

Zombie Buddy Doll (2)

Buddy Doll (80)

FEATURED

Grey old Fool
Level 34

Jolly Mad Steer
Level 33

Boaring Old Jester
Level 33

Brownie Lightnose
Level 27
RFC Retired
557 Power

PETS

Tac
Level 7

God
Level 7

Lerriuqs
Level 7

Lwo
Level 7

Raob
Level 7

Nohtyp
Level 7

Rumel
Level 7

Noobab
Level 7

Gorf
Level 7

Gohegdeh
Level 7

Der Xof
Level 7

Ollidamra
Level 7

Alutnarat
Level 7

Tep KcoR
Level 7

Torrap
Level 7

Rorepme Niugnep
Level 7

Neerg Nogard
Level 7

Der Nogard
Level 7

Eulb Nogard
Level 7

Nworb Raeb
Level 7

Arabypac
Level 7

Egnarts Noino
Level 7

Dettops Leas
Level 7

Knuks
Level 7

Renim
Level 7

Ralop Raeb
Level 7

Dribgnimmuh
Level 7

Regit Krahs
Level 7

Flow
Level 7

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Hot Dog Zilla
Level 20
OVERALL #8,436
LEAGUE #39
456 Power