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Master Farmer

Mar 12, 2025
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Public Bio
Starting to Actually Realize Corn Is Forever

Egg of AgesEgg of agesEgg of Airegg of airEgg of Chaosegg of chaosEgg of Earthegg of earthEgg of Fireegg of fireEgg of Lifeegg of lifeEgg of Lightegg of lightEgg of Shadowegg of shadowEgg of Spaceegg of spaceEgg of Wateregg of waterEgg of Chickenegg of chickenEgg of Zealegg of zeal

Yoshi Buddy DollYoshi Buddy Doll 99x4 5/14/25
Tower KeyTower Key Tower 5/12/25
Strange GemStrange Gem T100 6/10/25
Gary's Crushroom KeyGary's Crushroom Key T150 7/01/25
Unusual GemUnusual Gem T200 8/05/25

A sworn in and knighted member of the Brotherhood of the SaltSalt
Profile Sections

Tower Level
200
200 of 300 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 73

Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges

B.F.F.
2025-08-04

I am the Great Explorer
2025-07-01

Raptor Trainer
2025-06-28

Community Saint
2025-06-26

Grand Master
2025-06-25

Mega Farm
2025-06-10

Fishing Addict III
2025-05-15
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 59
Holger
Level 63
Beatrix
Level 58
Thomas
Level 31
Cecil
Level 69
George
Level 90
Jill
Level 67
Vincent
Level 61
Lorn
Level 62
Buddy
Level 92
Borgen
Level 60
Ric Ryph
Level 57
Mummy
Level 52
Star
Level 41
Charles
Level 43
ROOMBA
Level 66
CptThomas
Level 24
frank
Level 39
Mariya
Level 60
Baba Gec
Level 65
Geist
Level 99
Gary
Level 87
Cid
Level 33
Game Stats
  • Net Worth
    221,404,667,990
  • Crops Planted
    479,533
  • Fish Caught
    72,536
  • Best Streak
    28,886
  • Items Crafted
    2,212,705
  • Explore Count
    96,048,142
  • Meals Cooked
    1,412
  • Meals Stirred
    6,967
  • Meals Tasted
    5,678
  • Meals Seasoned
    4,365
  • Requests Complete
    1,204
  • Personal Requests
    262
  • Items Mastered
    198
  • Items Grand Mastered
    152
  • Items Mega Mastered
    37
  • Items Donated
    284,527
  • Wheel Spins
    1,971
  • Hut Chests Opened
    0
  • Vault Codes Cracked
    292
  • Well Tosses
    3,017
  • Buddyjack Wins
    136
  • Friended By
    15

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Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Ancient Stone Cicada (3)

Support's Ticket (2)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (2)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (1)

Heart-shaped Gem (1)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (1)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (2)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (1)

Mini Time Egg (3)

Music Box (1)

Prism Shell (1)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (4)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (13)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (1,146)

Heart Container (13)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (8)

Langstaff Crest (268)

Schoolbook (1)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (1,374)

Gold Egg (1)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (46)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (216)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (171)

Raptor Claw (668)

Compass (343)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (35)

Winged Amulet (4)

Lima Bean (304)

Diving Helmet (1,125)

Skull Coin (4,790)

Dragon Skull (274)

Piece of Heart (26)

Amber (574)

Strange Ring (209)

Lava Sphere (10,082)

Model Ship (43)

Magic Conch Shell (665)

Diamond (3,039)

Inferno Sphere (10,709)
Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (5,975)

Runestone 02 (13,030)

Runestone 03 (15,595)

Runestone 04 (6,197)

Runestone 05 (10,203)

Runestone 06 (6,378)

Runestone 07 (5,795)

Runestone 08 (7,112)

Runestone 09 (6,056)

Runestone 10 (5,622)

Runestone 11 (3,972)

Runestone 12 (3,771)

Runestone 13 (3,640)

Runestone 14 (3,810)

Runestone 15 (3,459)

Runestone 16 (3,509)

Runestone 17 (4,843)

Runestone 18 (8,593)

Runestone 19 (4,241)

Runestone 20 (3,404)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (1)
Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem
Belts Found (7)

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Borgen's Dancing Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #123

Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211

Two Hearts Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #214

Consumption Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776
Buddy Dolls Found

Hotdog Buddy Doll (1)

Vacation Buddy Doll (2)

Yoshi Buddy Doll (1)

Bunny Buddy Doll (2)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (10)

Adventure Buddy Doll (0)

Jester Buddy Doll (0)
FEATURED

Bakers Dozen
Level 13

Moo Lonely 2
Level 13

Pigyata
Level 17

The Sleuth
Level 18
RFC Retired
491 Power
PETS

Princess Donut
Level 6

Reis
Level 6

BG3 Soccer Ball
Level 6

Owlbear
Level 7

Bison Steak
Level 6

Basilisk
Level 6

Zaboomafoo
Level 6

Bink Pooty
Level 6

Fwog
Level 6

Sanik
Level 6

Foxtrot Oscar X-ray
Level 6

Dios Best Friend
Level 6

Bootheal Goop
Level 6

Underrated Genre
Level 6

Roger the Jolly
Level 6

The Rational Consume
Level 6

Black Eyes Green Dra
Level 6

CR 24 Chaotic Evil
Level 6

Black Eyes Blue Drag
Level 6

Pooh
Level 7

He Pull Up
Level 6

On-yong
Level 6

Seel Oh Green
Level 6

Appsvr
Level 6

Pete Alonso
Level 6

Ooh-Ha-Ha
Level 7
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Raptor 11
Level 17
OVERALL #18,901
LEAGUE #2,457

386 Power

Raptor 15
Level 16
OVERALL #12,048
LEAGUE #832

216 Power

Raptor 13
Level 16
OVERALL #16,236
LEAGUE #1,214

120 Power