Mar 8, 2024
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All is well 
Paradigmatically aware, epistemologically settled, and resolutely veracious.
In trade chat, if you're someone who heavily scalps, flips, or resells, I'd prefer not to trade with you. Please pass by me if that's your style. You do you, but it's just not for me. Thank you!
Paradigmatically aware, epistemologically settled, and resolutely veracious.
In trade chat, if you're someone who heavily scalps, flips, or resells, I'd prefer not to trade with you. Please pass by me if that's your style. You do you, but it's just not for me. Thank you!
Profile Sections Other
Skill Progress
Farming
Level 99
Fishing
Level 99
Crafting
Level 99
Exploring
Level 99
Cooking
Level 99
Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges
Into the Great Wide Open
2026-04-13
Certified Farmer
2025-12-27
World Champion
2025-08-25
Personal Assistant
2025-05-26
High Roller
2025-03-31
Big Backpack
2024-12-07
Responsible Wheel Spinner
2024-11-15
Into the Darkness
2024-10-11
I am the Great Explorer
2024-09-20
Raptor Trainer
2024-09-17
Master Thief
2024-09-12
Expert Artisan
2024-09-09
B.F.F.
2024-09-01
Community Saint
2024-08-26
Grand Master
2024-08-23
Mega Farm
2024-07-26
Fishing Addict III
2024-07-14
Trophies
Corn Speedrun Trophy
Farmiversary Trophy 01
Farmiversary Trophy 02
Fuzzy Trophy
Snowball Cup
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 99
Level 99
Holger
Level 99
Level 99
Beatrix
Level 99
Level 99
Thomas
Level 99
Level 99
Cecil
Level 99
Level 99
George
Level 99
Level 99
Jill
Level 99
Level 99
Vincent
Level 99
Level 99
Lorn
Level 99
Level 99
Buddy
Level 99
Level 99
Borgen
Level 99
Level 99
Ric Ryph
Level 99
Level 99
Mummy
Level 99
Level 99
Star
Level 99
Level 99
Charles
Level 99
Level 99
ROOMBA
Level 99
Level 99
CptThomas
Level 99
Level 99
frank
Level 99
Level 99
Mariya
Level 99
Level 99
Baba Gec
Level 99
Level 99
Geist
Level 99
Level 99
Gary
Level 99
Level 99
Cid
Level 99
Level 99
Goostav
Level 99
Level 99
Stronghold Acres
Farm
Farm Pond
Worm Hab
Workshop
Chicken Coop
Orchard
Trout/Bait Farm
Cow Pasture
Forest
Vineyard
Cellar
Sawmill
Ironworks
Steelworks
Hay Field
Storehouse
Farmhouse
Craftworks
Quarry
Flour Mill
Feed Mill
Sugar Cane Mill
Pig Pen
Raptor Pen
Kitchen
Grape Juice Vat
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
Goldfish Prize
Buddy Box
Blue Diamond Fish
Alien Fuzzy Chick
Astro Fuzzy Chick
Chapiku
Slime Bucket
Podcast Swear Jar
Lavos Shard
U'ral Talisman
Gold Buddy Sweater
List of Corn Puns
Gold King Apple
Sponge
Dream Nail
Mizzem's Daisies
Apple Slice
Blue Tang
Ancient Stone Cicada
Fuzzy Bunny
Cockatrice Egg
Gary's Diary Page 86
Gary's Diary Page 12
Fungus Processing and You
Gary's Diary Page 77
Gary's Diary Page 36
Gold Wreath
Gold Rudolph
Support's Ticket
Egg of Zeal
Pig Collar
Buddy's Sleeping Cap
Corn Ball
Cursed Effigy
Perfect Paint Palette
Boobun's Spray Bottle
Five Point Mace
Heart-shaped Gem
Firestream's Magic Wire
Coderanger's Missing Semicolon
Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements
Refined Corn Quartz
Snowball Cup
Mini Time Egg
Hessian's Axe
Skull-in-the-box
VIP Platinum Card
Notary Stamp
Music Box
Gold Apple
Keeper Trapper
World Globe
Prism Shell
Beach Ball
Ramjoram's Mask
Rune Dice
Pair of Gold Boots
Sturdy Saw
VIP Card
Time Egg
Buddy Cushion
Brooch of the Bahltruvian Elite
Water Orb
Frost Snapper Shell
Heart Container
Gold Potato
Meerif Crest
Langstaff Crest
Schoolbook
Y73841 Detector
Pirate Hook
Gold Egg
Gold Shamrock
Pink Ribbon
Mapping Compass
Opposition Hourglass
Tower Key
Lucky Rabbit Foot
Gold Boot
Holiday Candles
Milk and Cookies
Cid's Stone Ale
Raptor Egg
Trident of Poseidon
Hockey Mask
Flame Orb
Seeing Stone
Mystical Staff
Tribal Staff
Raptor Claw
Compass
Tribal Mask
Buddystone
Winged Amulet
Lima Bean
Diving Helmet
Skull Coin
Dragon Skull
Piece of Heart
Amber
Strange Ring
Lava Sphere
Model Ship
Magic Conch Shell
Diamond
Inferno Sphere
Runestones Found
Runestone 01
Runestone 02
Runestone 03
Runestone 04
Runestone 05
Runestone 06
Runestone 07
Runestone 08
Runestone 09
Runestone 10
Runestone 11
Runestone 12
Runestone 13
Runestone 14
Runestone 15
Runestone 16
Runestone 17
Runestone 18
Runestone 19
Runestone 20
Runestone 23
Runestone Necklace
Runestone 27
Tower Artifacts Found
Diary of O'Dynn
Bahltruvian Scales
Odthorin's Charm
Stones of Gallodor
Runecube
Growth Medallion I
Trigon Knot
Friendship Bracelet
Headdress of Luna
Strange Gem
Growth Medallion II
Ashes of Pentagorn
Dragon Heart
Magic Mirror
Maduin's Cup
Serpent of Trym
Spring Bangle
Inferno Ring
Lava Ring
Unusual Gem
Scythe of Dewstar
Mechanical Heart
Belts Found (20)
Owl Guard Belt
Borgen Belt #3
Ancient Treasure Belt
Borgen Belt #7
Buddy's Old Pirate Belt
Borgen Belt #12
Raptor Wrangler Belt
Borgen Belt #37
Steel Soap Belt
Borgen Belt #38
Bessi Gan Belt
Borgen Belt #56
Belt of Truth
Borgen Belt #89
Velocity Belt
Borgen Belt #112
Circuit Breaker Belt
Borgen Belt #113
Borgen's Dancing Belt
Borgen Belt #123
Horseman's Belt
Borgen Belt #150
Broken Memory Belt
Borgen Belt #189
Belt of Menace
Borgen Belt #211
Two Hearts Belt
Borgen Belt #214
Belt of Commander Uteer
Borgen Belt #271
Santa's Travel Belt
Borgen Belt #487
Lucky Spiral Belt
Borgen Belt #777
Consumption Belt
Borgen Belt #1260
Belt of Freedom
Borgen Belt #1776
Apple Belt
Borgen Belt #4016
Buddy Dolls Found
Camping Buddy Doll
Slimed Buddy Doll
Egg Buddy Doll
Toga Buddy Doll
Slime Buddy Doll
Bear Buddy Doll
Wampa Buddy Doll
Gingerbread Buddy Doll
Parade Balloon Buddy Doll
Labubuddy Doll
Apple Ant Buddy Doll
Apple Buddy Doll
Uncle Sam Buddy Doll
Hotdog Buddy Doll
Vacation Buddy Doll
Dino Buddy Doll
Fantastic Buddy Doll
Birthday Suit Buddy Doll
Bunny Buddy Doll
Corn Buddy Doll
Tanooki Buddy Doll
Leprechaun Buddy Doll
Groundhog Buddy Doll
Cupid Buddy Doll
Frozen Buddy Doll
Snowman Buddy Doll
Lucky Cat Buddy Doll
Rudolph Buddy Doll
Santa Buddy Doll
Krampus Buddy Doll
Nut Cracker Buddy Doll
Adventure Buddy Doll
Jester Buddy Doll
Movember Buddy Doll
Turkey Buddy Doll
Werewolf Buddy Doll
Zombie Buddy Doll
Buddy Doll
Certificates Earned
Certificate of Sugar Cane Giving
Certificate of Rice Giving
Certificate of Beet Giving
Certificate of Sunflower Giving
Certificate of Cotton Giving
Certificate of Broccoli Giving
Certificate of Wheat Giving
Certificate of Pumpkin Giving
Certificate of Pine Giving
Certificate of Cabbage Giving
Certificate of Corn Giving
Certificate of Watermelon Giving
Certificate of Leek Giving
Certificate of Tomato Giving
Certificate of Potato Giving
Certificate of Hops Giving
Certificate of Onion Giving
Certificate of Radish Giving
Certificate of Eggplant Giving
Certificate of Cucumber Giving
Certificate of Pea Giving
Certificate of Carrot Giving
Certificate of Pepper Giving
FEATURED
Junior
Level 29
Lioness
Level 29
Skiddy
Level 29
Charlie
Level 29
Goldie
Level 29
Koalie
Level 29
Watchcow Benny
Level 29
My six hens are named after my IRL backyard hens
Level 29
PETS
Greek Yogurt
Level 8
Cottage Cheese
Level 8
Ricotta
Level 8
Kefir
Level 8
Cream Cheese
Level 8
Apple Sauce
Level 8
Sour Cream
Level 9
Banana Cream
Level 8
Sourdough
Level 9
Mozzarella
Level 8
Tallow
Level 9
Parmesan
Level 9
Ghee
Level 8
Egg
Level 8
Sorbet
Level 9
Feta
Level 8
Mascarpone
Level 8
French Vanilla
Level 8
Buttermilk
Level 8
Honey
Level 8
Butter
Level 9
Egg Yolk with Chives
Level 9
Polenta
Level 9
Smores
Level 9
Lard
Level 8
Broccoli
Level 8
Evaporated Milk
Level 8
Oatmeal
Level 8
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club
Raptor 5903
Level 18
OVERALL #13,279
LEAGUE #238
72 Power
Raptor 6117
Level 18
OVERALL #13,182
LEAGUE #305
71 Power
Raptor 5950
Level 18
OVERALL #13,496
LEAGUE #173
68 Power
Raptor 6110
Level 18
OVERALL #13,377
LEAGUE #224
62 Power