kingofthelosers
Falsettoland
Master Farmer

Jun 18, 2022
Started
Star for each year playing

53d 19h 30m 43s Ago
Offline

Public Bio

(at 80 an hour!) he/it. tower unlocked 160324. 4x99 on 220324. t100 on 290125. slowest player in the world because im just a queer little guy. epirusfalls you would love it in farmrpg giveaways chat Do I attract you Do I repulse you with my queasy sm

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
170

170 of 340 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 53

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

I am the Great Explorer
2026-07-07

Grand Master
2025-03-01

Mega Farm
2024-10-19

Community Saint
2024-10-05

Fishing Addict III
2024-04-24

Trophies

Corn Speedrun Trophy

Farmiversary Trophy 01

Farmiversary Trophy 02

Farmiversary Trophy 03

Farmiversary Trophy 04

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 62

Holger
Level 64

Beatrix
Level 59

Thomas
Level 47

Cecil
Level 70

George
Level 59

Jill
Level 61

Vincent
Level 70

Lorn
Level 69

Buddy
Level 50

Borgen
Level 59

Ric Ryph
Level 64

Mummy
Level 58

Star
Level 50

Charles
Level 58

ROOMBA
Level 77

CptThomas
Level 40

frank
Level 56

Mariya
Level 54

Baba Gec
Level 57

Geist
Level 39

Gary
Level 80

Cid
Level 47

Goostav
Level 1

Game Stats

Net Worth

2,449,854,401,910
Crops Planted

421,404
Fish Caught

41,472
Best Streak

10,030
Items Crafted

9,127,023
Explore Count

30,094,844
Auto-Excavated Items

0
Meals Cooked

1,098
Meals Stirred

2,370
Meals Tasted

1,961
Meals Seasoned

1,582
Requests Complete

1,434
Personal Requests

643
Items Mastered

201
Items Grand Mastered

133
Items Mega Mastered

29
Items Donated

223,749
Wheel Spins

1,944
Hut Chests Opened

13
Vault Codes Cracked

487
Well Tosses

4,441
Buddyjack Wins

124
Lost & Found Games Won

0
Friended By

23

Falsettoland

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Goldfish Prize (1)

List of Corn Puns (2)

Fuzzy Bunny (2)

Quicksilver's Ring (4)

Support's Ticket (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)

Corn Ball (8)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (1)

Heart-shaped Gem (2)

Firestream's Magic Wire (3)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (3)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (2)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (2)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (3,723)

Heart Container (5)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (9)

Langstaff Crest (101)

Schoolbook (1)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (701)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (3)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (11)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (124)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (80)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (141)

Raptor Claw (811)

Compass (66)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (41)

Winged Amulet (6)

Lima Bean (52)

Diving Helmet (802)

Skull Coin (9,287)

Dragon Skull (180)

Piece of Heart (19)

Amber (4,244)

Strange Ring (199)

Lava Sphere (21,073)

Model Ship (143)

Magic Conch Shell (261)

Diamond (9,901)

Inferno Sphere (23,700)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (14,137)

Runestone 02 (20,278)

Runestone 03 (12,498)

Runestone 04 (14,567)

Runestone 05 (17,541)

Runestone 06 (15,435)

Runestone 07 (11,702)

Runestone 08 (12,130)

Runestone 09 (12,011)

Runestone 10 (11,974)

Runestone 11 (11,028)

Runestone 12 (13,718)

Runestone 13 (12,365)

Runestone 14 (12,255)

Runestone 15 (12,662)

Runestone 16 (11,943)

Runestone 17 (11,889)

Runestone 18 (15,741)

Runestone 19 (12,179)

Runestone 20 (11,731)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (2)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Belts Found (3)

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Two Hearts Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #214

Consumption Belt (3)
Borgen Belt #1260

Buddy Dolls Found

Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (1)

Cupid Buddy Doll (1)

Frozen Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (1)

Jester Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (28)

FEATURED

Do I attract you Do I repulse you with my queasy smile
Level 22

Am I too dirty Am I too flirty
Level 22

Do I like what you like
Level 22

I could be wholesome I could be loathesome
Level 22

Guess Im a little bit shy
Level 22

Why dont you like me Why dont you like me
Level 22

Without making me try
Level 22

I tried to be like Grace Kelly mmmm
Level 22

PETS

bongo
Level 6

chicken
Level 6

NUTS
Level 6

pisshead
Level 6

grug
Level 6

got7 reference
Level 7

lil freak boy
Level 6

worlds smallest guy
Level 6

greeb
Level 6

oink
Level 6

drift king
Level 6

lil freak girl
Level 6

Legs
Level 6

bro is stoned
Level 6

ace attorney witness
Level 6

ARGH
Level 6

this monster andy
Level 7

il mio amico andy
Level 6

ce monstre andy
Level 7

I LOVE BEARS
Level 7

HEY
Level 7

whats the big ideaaa
Level 6

yo mika
Level 6

squirt my stank
Level 6

ice cold no mistakes
Level 6

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Level 6