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Jun 18, 2022
Started
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2h 4m 13s Ago
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Public Bio
(at 80 an hour!) he/it. tower unlocked 160324. 4x99 on 220324. slowest player in the world because im just a queer little guy. epirusfalls you would love it in farmrpg giveaways chat Do I attract you Do I repulse you with my qu
Profile Sections
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Tower Level
60
60 of 250 Floors Unlocked
Skill Progress
Merit Badges
Friendship Levels
Game Stats
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Net Worth24,490,905,513
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Crops Planted131,130
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Fish Caught37,098
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Best Streak10,030
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Items Crafted1,391,314
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Explore Count5,922,271
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Meals Cooked325
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Meals Stirred587
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Meals Tasted494
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Meals Seasoned406
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Requests Complete982
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Personal Requests212
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Items Mastered100
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Items Grand Mastered42
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Items Mega Mastered2
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Items Donated44,377
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Wheel Spins443
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Vault Codes Cracked196
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Well Tosses1,154
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Buddyjack Wins0
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Friended By15
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
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Runestones Found
Tower Artifacts Found
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bongo
Level 6
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chicken
Level 6
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NUTS
Level 6
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pisshead
Level 6
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dinkle boy
Level 6
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wtf. wtf
Level 6
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mmm stripey
Level 6
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worlds smallest guy
Level 6
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greeb
Level 6
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oink
Level 6
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drift king
Level 6
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give me magna quartz
Level 6
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Legs
Level 6
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bro is stoned
Level 6
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growls at you. gr
Level 6
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ARGH
Level 6
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this monster andy
Level 6
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il mio amico andy
Level 6
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ce monstre andy
Level 6
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I LOVE BEARS
Level 6
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HEY
Level 6
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whats the big ideaaa
Level 6
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yo mika
Level 6
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squirt my stank
Level 6
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club