Abacus
is Bad at Math
Master Farmer

Feb 19, 2024
Started
Star for each year playing

4h 48m 31s Ago
Offline

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Beta Tester

Public Bio

If I gave you something, I will endlessly deny it. Also I probably have more

than you.

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
190

190 of 250 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 67

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

Into the Darkness
2025-01-24

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2024-12-23

Grand Master
2024-11-24

Community Saint
2024-09-29

Mega Farm
2024-09-01

Raptor Trainer
2024-09-01

I am the Great Explorer
2024-09-01

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 63

Holger
Level 61

Beatrix
Level 70

Thomas
Level 60

Cecil
Level 83

George
Level 92

Jill
Level 74

Vincent
Level 68

Lorn
Level 70

Buddy
Level 67

Borgen
Level 71

Ric Ryph
Level 63

Mummy
Level 89

Star
Level 65

Charles
Level 56

ROOMBA
Level 62

CptThomas
Level 52

frank
Level 58

Mariya
Level 62

Baba Gec
Level 57

Geist
Level 56

Gary
Level 64

Cid
Level 66

Game Stats

Net Worth

7,852,451,319,215
Crops Planted

462,567
Fish Caught

28,954
Best Streak

3,149
Items Crafted

5,127,519
Explore Count

151,637,582
Meals Cooked

4,441
Meals Stirred

7,104
Meals Tasted

6,329
Meals Seasoned

5,323
Requests Complete

1,702
Personal Requests

281
Items Mastered

271
Items Grand Mastered

139
Items Mega Mastered

50
Items Donated

300,469
Wheel Spins

6,700
Vault Codes Cracked

630
Well Tosses

7,240
Buddyjack Wins

381
Friended By

36

is Bad at Math

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Raptor Chicken Egg (3)

Gold Mittens (1)

Gold Rudolph (2)

Quicksilver's Ring (4)

Support's Ticket (3)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)

Corn Ball (8)

Perfect Paint Palette (3)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (8)

Heart-shaped Gem (4)

Firestream's Magic Wire (7)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (4)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (7)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (2)

Refined Corn Quartz (2)

Mini Time Egg (2)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Music Box (1)

Keeper Trapper (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (8)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (1)

Buddy Cushion (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (11,712)

Heart Container (8)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (3)

Langstaff Crest (162)

Schoolbook (4)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (480)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (4)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (15)

Holiday Candles (1)

Milk and Cookies (262)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (506)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (300)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (978)

Raptor Claw (1,718)

Compass (3)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (43)

Winged Amulet (311)

Lima Bean (158)

Diving Helmet (1,438)

Skull Coin (11,609)

Dragon Skull (120)

Piece of Heart (30)

Amber (6,204)

Strange Ring (677)

Lava Sphere (30,288)

Model Ship (277)

Magic Conch Shell (869)

Diamond (14,299)

Inferno Sphere (32,273)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (18,248)

Runestone 02 (24,479)

Runestone 03 (27,327)

Runestone 04 (22,399)

Runestone 05 (26,886)

Runestone 06 (23,032)

Runestone 07 (17,494)

Runestone 08 (16,510)

Runestone 09 (18,531)

Runestone 10 (15,911)

Runestone 11 (15,542)

Runestone 12 (19,808)

Runestone 13 (17,702)

Runestone 14 (16,363)

Runestone 15 (16,205)

Runestone 16 (16,002)

Runestone 17 (19,509)

Runestone 18 (22,449)

Runestone 19 (17,040)

Runestone 20 (16,715)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (6)

Runestone 27 (53)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Belts Found

Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #12

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211

Two Hearts Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #214

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487

Consumption Belt (4)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)

Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)

Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (1)

Bunny Buddy Doll (2)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (2)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (1)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (1)

Cupid Buddy Doll (1)

Frozen Buddy Doll (1)

Lucky Cat Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (38)

Krampus Buddy Doll (2)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (8)

Jester Buddy Doll (10)

Zombie Buddy Doll (1)

FEATURED

Baby Girl McDonough
Level 24
OVERALL #1,598
LEAGUE #846
3,688 Power

PETS

Close enough
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

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Level 7

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Level 7

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Level 7

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Level 7

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Level 7

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Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Wine Cellar
Level 6

Not Butters
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Winston
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Not Butters
Level 7

Earl
Level 8

Unnamed
Level 8

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Baby Girl McDonough
Level 24
OVERALL #1,598
LEAGUE #846
3,688 Power

Slop McWet
Level 27
OVERALL #7,156
LEAGUE #6,129
2,336 Power

Gretchen Marmaduke III
Level 20
OVERALL #18,627
LEAGUE #5,498
1,171 Power

Raptor 422
Level 14
OVERALL #19,664
LEAGUE #3,559
219 Power