Oct 3, 2021
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Public Bio
I like to write short horror stories. Sometimes they get read on the radio or on YouTube!
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Profile Sections
Tower Level
285
285 of 300 Floors Unlocked
Skill Progress
Farming
Level 99
Fishing
Level 99
Crafting
Level 99
Exploring
Level 99
Cooking
Level 90
Mining
Now in Beta
Merit Badges
Personal Assistant
2025-07-08
World Champion
2025-07-04
High Roller
2025-05-08
Expert Artisan
2025-03-31
Fishing Addict III
2025-03-15
Into the Darkness
2025-03-15
B.F.F.
2025-03-11
Big Backpack
2024-02-06
Responsible Wheel Spinner
2023-05-02
Mega Farm
2022-09-19
Community Saint
2022-08-23
Grand Master
2022-08-22
I am the Great Explorer
2022-07-28
Raptor Trainer
2022-07-07
Bobbleheads Found
Friendship Levels
Rosalie
Level 77
Level 77
Holger
Level 67
Level 67
Beatrix
Level 84
Level 84
Thomas
Level 73
Level 73
Cecil
Level 72
Level 72
George
Level 85
Level 85
Jill
Level 99
Level 99
Vincent
Level 68
Level 68
Lorn
Level 93
Level 93
Buddy
Level 97
Level 97
Borgen
Level 80
Level 80
Ric Ryph
Level 99
Level 99
Mummy
Level 86
Level 86
Star
Level 99
Level 99
Charles
Level 55
Level 55
ROOMBA
Level 78
Level 78
CptThomas
Level 53
Level 53
frank
Level 78
Level 78
Mariya
Level 57
Level 57
Baba Gec
Level 90
Level 90
Geist
Level 99
Level 99
Gary
Level 86
Level 86
Cid
Level 57
Level 57
Game Stats
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Net Worth4,870,041,359,289
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Crops Planted1,234,510
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Fish Caught218,981
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Best Streak11,384
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Items Crafted25,869,198
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Explore Count800,466,602
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Meals Cooked11,256
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Meals Stirred8,593
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Meals Tasted7,550
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Meals Seasoned7,846
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Requests Complete2,182
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Personal Requests1,584
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Items Mastered343
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Items Grand Mastered217
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Items Mega Mastered145
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Items Donated957,485
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Wheel Spins11,290
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Hut Chests Opened177
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Vault Codes Cracked621
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Well Tosses14,667
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Buddyjack Wins1,123
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Friended By13
The Appalachian Wilderness
Farm
Farm Pond
Worm Hab
Workshop
Chicken Coop
Orchard
Trout/Bait Farm
Cow Pasture
Forest
Vineyard
Cellar
Sawmill
Ironworks
Steelworks
Hay Field
Storehouse
Farmhouse
Craftworks
Quarry
Flour Mill
Feed Mill
Sugar Cane Mill
Pig Pen
Raptor Pen
Kitchen
Grape Juice Vat
Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each
*All-time found count shown by each
Gold Buddy Sweater (2)
Corn Speedrun Trophy (1)
List of Corn Puns (2)
Gold King Apple (1)
Dream Nail (1)
Hensods's Bonsai (5)
Mizzem's Daisies (3)
Apple Slice (20)
Blue Tang (2)
Ancient Stone Cicada (3)
Fuzzy Bunny (2)
Raptor Chicken Egg (19)
Cockatrice Egg (2)
Gold Wreath (1)
Gold Mittens (1)
Gold Rudolph (1)
Quicksilver's Ring (16)
Support's Ticket (20)
Egg of Zeal (1)
Pig Collar (1)
Buddy's Sleeping Cap (2)
Corn Ball (8)
Cursed Effigy (1)
Perfect Paint Palette (8)
Boobun's Spray Bottle (9)
Five Point Mace (8)
Heart-shaped Gem (14)
Firestream's Magic Wire (17)
Tenfoo's Lost Sock (17)
Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (16)
Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (8)
Refined Corn Quartz (7)
Snowball Cup (1)
Mini Time Egg (28)
Hessian's Axe (1)
Skull-in-the-box (1)
VIP Platinum Card (1)
Notary Stamp (1)
Music Box (1)
Gold Apple (1)
Keeper Trapper (1)
World Globe (3)
Prism Shell (6)
Beach Ball (1)
Ramjoram's Mask (17)
Rune Dice (1)
Pair of Gold Boots (25)
Sturdy Saw (1)
VIP Card (1)
Time Egg (19)
Buddy Cushion (1)
Water Orb (1)
Frost Snapper Shell (28,013)
Heart Container (82)
Gold Potato (34)
Meerif Crest (1)
Langstaff Crest (960)
Schoolbook (8)
Y73841 Detector (2)
Pirate Hook (6,351)
Gold Egg (2)
Gold Shamrock (5)
Pink Ribbon (3)
Mapping Compass (1)
Opposition Hourglass (2)
Tower Key (1)
Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)
Gold Boot (34)
Holiday Candles (109)
Milk and Cookies (823)
Cid's Stone Ale (2)
Raptor Egg (2,284)
Trident of Poseidon (1)
Hockey Mask (1,756)
Flame Orb (1)
Seeing Stone (3)
Mystical Staff (3)
Tribal Staff (2,943)
Raptor Claw (8,328)
Compass (13,457)
Tribal Mask (1)
Buddystone (2,356)
Winged Amulet (3,751)
Lima Bean (1,781)
Diving Helmet (7,997)
Skull Coin (40,021)
Dragon Skull (1,581)
Piece of Heart (185)
Amber (19,445)
Strange Ring (1,937)
Lava Sphere (102,060)
Model Ship (1,033)
Magic Conch Shell (6,918)
Diamond (42,082)
Inferno Sphere (108,495)
Runestones Found
Runestone 01 (59,270)
Runestone 02 (125,135)
Runestone 03 (439,884)
Runestone 04 (74,264)
Runestone 05 (93,342)
Runestone 06 (68,465)
Runestone 07 (54,396)
Runestone 08 (53,166)
Runestone 09 (63,088)
Runestone 10 (50,632)
Runestone 11 (53,050)
Runestone 12 (89,301)
Runestone 13 (58,217)
Runestone 14 (57,066)
Runestone 15 (50,525)
Runestone 16 (48,775)
Runestone 17 (70,216)
Runestone 18 (85,544)
Runestone 19 (53,197)
Runestone 20 (49,221)
Runestone 23 (1)
Runestone Necklace (17)
Tower Artifacts Found
Diary of O'Dynn
Bahltruvian Scales
Odthorin's Charm
Stones of Gallodor
Runecube
Growth Medallion I
Trigon Knot
Friendship Bracelet
Headdress of Luna
Strange Gem
Growth Medallion II
Ashes of Pentagorn
Dragon Heart
Magic Mirror
Maduin's Cup
Serpent of Trym
Spring Bangle
Inferno Ring
Lava Ring
Unusual Gem
Scythe of Dewstar
Belts Found (17)
Owl Guard Belt (2)
Borgen Belt #3
Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #12
Raptor Wrangler Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #37
Steel Soap Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #38
Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89
Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112
Circuit Breaker Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #113
Borgen's Dancing Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #123
Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150
Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211
Two Hearts Belt (8)
Borgen Belt #214
Belt of Commander Uteer (2)
Borgen Belt #271
Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487
Lucky Spiral Belt (5)
Borgen Belt #777
Consumption Belt (8)
Borgen Belt #1260
Belt of Freedom (1)
Borgen Belt #1776
Apple Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #4016
Buddy Dolls Found
Bear Buddy Doll (2)
Wampa Buddy Doll (1)
Gingerbread Buddy Doll (3)
Parade Balloon Buddy Doll (1)
Labubuddy Doll (2)
Apple Ant Buddy Doll (1)
Apple Buddy Doll (1)
School Buddy Doll (4)
Uncle Sam Buddy Doll (3)
Hotdog Buddy Doll (1)
Vacation Buddy Doll (1)
Dino Buddy Doll (1)
Fantastic Buddy Doll (1)
Birthday Suit Buddy Doll (1)
Bunny Buddy Doll (2)
Corn Buddy Doll (4)
Tanooki Buddy Doll (5)
Leprechaun Buddy Doll (2)
Groundhog Buddy Doll (1)
Cupid Buddy Doll (4)
Frozen Buddy Doll (1)
Snowman Buddy Doll (1)
Lucky Cat Buddy Doll (1)
Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)
Santa Buddy Doll (3)
Krampus Buddy Doll (1)
Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)
Adventure Buddy Doll (20)
Jester Buddy Doll (32)
Movember Buddy Doll (1)
Turkey Buddy Doll (2)
Werewolf Buddy Doll (3)
Ghost Buddy Doll (1)
Vampire Buddy Doll (1)
Zombie Buddy Doll (1)
Buddy Doll (182)
Certificates Earned
Certificate of Rice Giving
Certificate of Beet Giving
Certificate of Sunflower Giving
Certificate of Cotton Giving
Certificate of Broccoli Giving
Certificate of Wheat Giving
Certificate of Pine Giving
Certificate of Cabbage Giving
Certificate of Corn Giving
Certificate of Watermelon Giving
Certificate of Tomato Giving
Certificate of Potato Giving
Certificate of Hops Giving
Certificate of Eggplant Giving
Certificate of Cucumber Giving
Certificate of Pea Giving
Certificate of Carrot Giving
Certificate of Pepper Giving
FEATURED
This chicken lost The Game
Level 28
These eggs taste funny
Level 28
Bug report. Still makes eggs
Level 28
DO NOT MILK
Level 26
Sponsored by Tresemme
Level 29
Avenger of the Nuggeted
Level 21
OVERALL #2,046
LEAGUE #2,618
2,698 Power
PETS
Oceanside Thief
Level 7
Trash Thief
Level 7
Mostly Forest Thief
Level 7
My Orchards Thief
Level 7
Home Depot Thief
Level 7
Farm Shed Thief
Level 8
Bug Enthusiast Thief
Level 7
Strategic Thief
Level 7
Mostly Green Thief
Level 7
Accident Prone Thief
Level 7
Somehow Canoe Thief
Level 7
Workshop Item Thief
Level 7
Ring Loving Thief
Level 7
Somehow a Thief
Level 7
Pirate and Thief
Level 7
Bad Investment Thief
Level 7
Rune Loving Thief
Level 8
Creek Loving Thief
Level 8
Lava Sphere Thief
Level 8
Lagoon Picnic Thief
Level 8
Follows Orders Thief
Level 8
The Cutest Thief
Level 7
Cold Things Thief
Level 7
Sous Chef Thief
Level 8
Unnamed
Level 6
Springtime Thief
Level 8
Unnamed
Level 8
Unnamed
Level 8
Fighting in Raptor Fight Club
Avenger of the Nuggeted
Level 21
OVERALL #2,046
LEAGUE #2,618
2,698 Power
Raptor 1404
Level 23
OVERALL #11,642
LEAGUE #273
196 Power
Raptor 1538
Level 21
OVERALL #15,267
LEAGUE #755
106 Power
Raptor 1910
Level 17
OVERALL #16,853
LEAGUE #524
51 Power