Ugly Hermit
Hermit Cave
Master Farmer

Mar 15, 2025
Started
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Public Bio

I'm just a grumpy, old dad and grandpa, who has survived 3 different types of cancer.
I figure that, if you wake up in the morning and are on top of the grass, it is a good day.
When my daughter was in kindergarten, the teacher asked her what her dad's job was....She proudly said, He is a Gnome Necromancer. What followed was an interesting parent-teacher conference.
I have been playing computer games so long that I raided with the original LeeeeRoyyy Jenkins.

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Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
238

238 of 330 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 93

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

B.F.F.
2026-03-18

Personal Assistant
2026-03-05

Master Thief
2026-03-04

High Roller
2025-12-25

Big Backpack
2025-11-28

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2025-11-23

Into the Darkness
2025-10-29

Mega Farm
2025-09-28

Expert Artisan
2025-09-18

Community Saint
2025-06-19

Grand Master
2025-06-12

Raptor Trainer
2025-06-11

I am the Great Explorer
2025-05-15

Trophies

Farmiversary Trophy 01

Fuzzy Trophy

Snowball Cup

Bobbleheads Found

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 81

Holger
Level 80

Beatrix
Level 93

Thomas
Level 85

Cecil
Level 91

George
Level 78

Jill
Level 99

Vincent
Level 88

Lorn
Level 99

Buddy
Level 93

Borgen
Level 83

Ric Ryph
Level 83

Mummy
Level 77

Star
Level 67

Charles
Level 73

ROOMBA
Level 91

CptThomas
Level 40

frank
Level 64

Mariya
Level 81

Baba Gec
Level 80

Geist
Level 82

Gary
Level 87

Cid
Level 80

Goostav
Level 85

Game Stats

Net Worth

15,307,323,723,686
Crops Planted

1,200,107
Fish Caught

255,124
Best Streak

626
Items Crafted

56,560,089
Explore Count

579,146,986
Meals Cooked

20,421
Meals Stirred

62,211
Meals Tasted

52,924
Meals Seasoned

42,848
Requests Complete

2,026
Personal Requests

1,203
Items Mastered

353
Items Grand Mastered

222
Items Mega Mastered

113
Items Donated

1,763,693
Wheel Spins

8,869
Hut Chests Opened

57
Vault Codes Cracked

1,467
Well Tosses

10,366
Buddyjack Wins

953
Friended By

82

Hermit Cave

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Alien Fuzzy Chick (2)

Astro Fuzzy Chick (1)

Chapiku (1)

Slime Bucket (1)

Lavos Shard (121)

U'ral Talisman (44)

Dream Nail (1)

Apple Slice (4)

Fuzzy Bunny (2)

Gary's Diary Page 77 (1)

Gold Rudolph (2)

Quicksilver's Ring (1)

Support's Ticket (1)

Egg of Zeal (1)

Pig Collar (1)

Buddy's Sleeping Cap (1)

Corn Ball (9)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (5)

Five Point Mace (6)

Heart-shaped Gem (3)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (1)

Refined Corn Quartz (2)

Snowball Cup (1)

Mini Time Egg (15)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (2)

Beach Ball (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (7)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (3)

Buddy Cushion (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (5,787)

Heart Container (25)

Gold Potato (15)

Langstaff Crest (257)

Schoolbook (5)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (781)

Gold Egg (2)

Gold Shamrock (5)

Pink Ribbon (2)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (22)

Holiday Candles (3)

Milk and Cookies (244)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (810)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (445)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,681)

Raptor Claw (3,483)

Compass (5,090)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (2,960)

Winged Amulet (99)

Lima Bean (403)

Diving Helmet (7,658)

Skull Coin (8,353)

Dragon Skull (2,269)

Piece of Heart (68)

Amber (4,119)

Strange Ring (2,224)

Lava Sphere (21,639)

Model Ship (339)

Magic Conch Shell (2,482)

Diamond (8,208)

Inferno Sphere (30,330)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (12,425)

Runestone 02 (106,155)

Runestone 03 (47,777)

Runestone 04 (17,691)

Runestone 05 (26,871)

Runestone 06 (13,037)

Runestone 07 (12,524)

Runestone 08 (13,822)

Runestone 09 (14,739)

Runestone 10 (14,081)

Runestone 11 (10,155)

Runestone 12 (17,094)

Runestone 13 (9,383)

Runestone 14 (8,921)

Runestone 15 (10,067)

Runestone 16 (8,087)

Runestone 17 (14,844)

Runestone 18 (42,034)

Runestone 19 (16,029)

Runestone 20 (6,744)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (2)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Belts Found (14)

Owl Guard Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #3

Ancient Treasure Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #7

Buddy's Old Pirate Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #12

Steel Soap Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #38

Bessi Gan Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #56

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Broken Memory Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #189

Belt of Menace (1)
Borgen Belt #211

Belt of Commander Uteer (1)
Borgen Belt #271

Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487

Consumption Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #1260

Belt of Freedom (2)
Borgen Belt #1776

Buddy Dolls Found

Toga Buddy Doll (4)

Slime Buddy Doll (1)

Apple Ant Buddy Doll (1)

Vacation Buddy Doll (1)

Dino Buddy Doll (0)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (5)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (5)

Krampus Buddy Doll (2)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (3)

Jester Buddy Doll (5)

Ghost Buddy Doll (1)

Vampire Buddy Doll (2)

Zombie Buddy Doll (1)

Buddy Doll (78)

Certificates Earned

Certificate of Beet Giving

PETS

Milk
Level 6

A Woooooo
Level 6

Nuts
Level 6

Hoot
Level 6

Ribs
Level 6

Sssssss
Level 6

Bugs
Level 7

Monkeyish
Level 6

Kermit
Level 6

Spike
Level 6

Copper
Level 6

Tank
Level 6

Eight
Level 6

Softy
Level 6

Jack Sparrow
Level 7

Pebble
Level 6

Kelly
Level 6

Rose
Level 6

Navy
Level 6

Boo Boo
Level 6

Pedro
Level 6

Tears
Level 6

Slick
Level 8

Stench
Level 6

Cola
Level 8

Necter
Level 8

Dentures
Level 6

Spot
Level 6

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Kelly
Level 17
OVERALL #6,175
LEAGUE #1,406
940 Power

Kathleen
Level 14
OVERALL #7,527
LEAGUE #509
635 Power

Tina
Level 15
OVERALL #6,929
LEAGUE #497
617 Power

Melissa
Level 11
OVERALL #10,522
LEAGUE #72
166 Power